Excellent! Funny, witty and different // Its nice to see you tryin something new and strange // It might come back to bite you in the ass but only time will tell
this review was boring... it seriously made me sleepy and thats 2 weeks in a row yahtzees had to rely on some gimmicky thing to backup his lack of new material that isnt sex or poop jokes.
First he reviewed Tales of Monkey Island with a Scottish accent, then he used limerick rhyming for Wolfenstein... Can't wait for what he's going to do with Batman: Arkham Asylum!
I may be incorrect in this proposal but I believe Yahtzee just performed his second review score in Zero Punctuation history. The former one was the "4 as in 4k you" for SSB. As always, great work from the re-encarnation of William Shakespeare.
Your method of reviewing is delightful,
And the info I could see as insightful;
The limerick style was superb
And it did not disturb
So I thank you for efforts of rightful.
...Yahtzee, you have outdone yourself this week. Let me respond in kind;
That level of rhyming took skill,
For the amount of time you had to kill
I am very impressed
I think you are the best
Game reviewer on the Internet still.
can't wait til next week to see
What Yahtzee's new gimmick will be.
The last one was Irish,
And this one was stylish.
Next week's viewing I can guarantee.
Anyone can criticize a bad game. Not as many can do it eloquently. And only Yahtzee can critique in anapestic meter. You have earned my respect. Keep up the Good work!
Was sad not to see the Dark Knight,
But still watched it and to my delight,
Found this episode great,
But now sadly must wait,
For Batman's time in the spotlight.
Very entertaining review, though. I expected you to drop the limerick thing after the first minute or so, but you just kept going and I can't help but wonder how long that took to write.
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