Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[TheMatt]

Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

 

[Anchupom]

Yahtzee, you truly are talented
But it would be nice to have a less-rhymy review, you reminded me of Tokkots, the mortal enemies of Thor that he and Spider-man fought in issue 94 of The Astonishing Spider-Man comics.

And that was a really nerdy comment :|

Anyway, yeah. Check out Yahtzee with his fancy lyrical reviews.

 

[MightyMouse]

Well played sir. It's a shame that so few good games have come out that the dead horse of generic fps' has to be flogged, but you did it with style.

 

[Silk_Sk]

Won't find backtracking and hunting for items much fun? Hell, that's half the reason I want the game. Sure you would find it constricting with only a week to play it, but some of us have time to explore and re-explore every last pixel and dammit I sure as hell want to. To have it pay off in the end with a nazi-stomping over-buffed God-complex is something I will never get tired of.

 

[gamegod25]

Nice change of pace but please dont make it a habit.

And wow he actually gave a score! *looks to see if sky is falling*

 

[jthm]

Yahtzee you are truely a poet.

And he didn't even know it.

But the feet show it.

 

[KingSnorky]

I was kinda surprised he chose not to read the limericks with an Irish accent.

 

[QUINTIX]

Two stars... stars? A score of all things? Did Yahtzee just represent a (not so) complex opinion... numerically?

Didn't he say something about that in his mailbag showdown? Didn't he also say something in another Mario (related) review about how "it is always stars for some arbitrary reason?"

(In yet another thing tangentially related to the "I'm Mr Gay" review...) What next, a woman singing "fly me to the moon" in engrish as yet another crude Evangelion reference, in addition to referring to "Asuka Langley Soryu during that time of the month" on his website?

 

[Le_Lisra]

damn. I don't want to comment these vids but hell... that was cool. Nice way to go around a turok'esque blahreview.

 

[bluerahjah]

Great review, everytime I think Yahtzee is starting to get stale, he does something new that keeps me coming back every week.

 

[Mcface]

why where they all put on probation?

and cool review, kinda got annoying though

 

[Swaki]

awesome review but i disagree you see, the game at hand i found to be not at all bland, i found it to be fun without my head between my buns.

edit: not as great as mr. croshaws but i only used 30 sec and not an week.

 

[Venatio]

I've always been amazed by Yahtzee's work but this bit was just astounding. Hard to believe he was actually able to convert his entire review into limmerick form, pretty damn funny too. But he never used a star rating system before, will we be seeing this again in the future?

 

[1337mokro]

WHOT a score? In Limmerick?

I'd say Yahtzee has put a bit to much innovation into one vid.

 

[mhitman]

That must have been difficult to write that review

 

[Lord_Seth]

I loved that he did a final limerick in the text at the end.

 

[Britisheagle]

Dammit, as always happens when I have been reading or listening to people rhyme, whenever someone speaks it seems like they are too! Agh. Apart from that I thought it was rather amusing and can't help but agree.

But a rating!? Now I think he's taking the piss

 

[ksn0va]

First the Irish accent and now rhyming a full review.

That's just too much awesomeness in the pas few weeks!