Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Ok. That really impressed me. 6 stars for the rhyming, even if some of it was stretching like a stretchy thing.
One of the best he's done in a while, and very uniquely done.
Bravo, Yahtzee for keeping it fresh.
Final note: I loved arkham asylum, but I can't wait to see how he tears it apart haha
EDIT: I wouldn't put much on the 2star rating he gave, as it really has no context at all (2 stars out of 5? 10? 35892730284?) but was more of a stylish flourish.
Bravo, Yahtzee for keeping it fresh.
Final note: I loved arkham asylum, but I can't wait to see how he tears it apart haha
EDIT: I wouldn't put much on the 2star rating he gave, as it really has no context at all (2 stars out of 5? 10? 35892730284?) but was more of a stylish flourish.
"You can take down the big lads in minutes,
Start a fight with 10 men and still win it,
make your weapons divine,
or just use bullet-time,
which wasn't that great when Max Payne did it."
My inner English major is jumping for joy at this review. (Plus, anything that calls out Max Payne for the crapfest it really was is always a bonus.) Yahtzee, you have truly outdone yourself.
Start a fight with 10 men and still win it,
make your weapons divine,
or just use bullet-time,
which wasn't that great when Max Payne did it."
My inner English major is jumping for joy at this review. (Plus, anything that calls out Max Payne for the crapfest it really was is always a bonus.) Yahtzee, you have truly outdone yourself.
Very nice review lol. I had the tune going on in my head while you were talking lol now its stuck in my head. and I figured this game wouldnt be too good.
Its so true aswell, this has got to be the most generic shooter of the year. Even my mate who is a huge wolfinstien fan couldnt really point anything out that was outstanding which is a shame really, i was expecting more from the sequel of the game that was the forefront of fps tech and new ideas : ( oh well, maybe rage will turn out a little more interesting...........
Not his funniest review; but good Gawd, this proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that the man has got talent. Four minutes of one limerick after another, non-stop and he still managed to give a clean, solid critique.
I didn't laugh, but I was as impressed as I've ever been. That review must have been a ***** to write.
Bravo once again, Mr. Croshaw.
I didn't laugh, but I was as impressed as I've ever been. That review must have been a ***** to write.
Bravo once again, Mr. Croshaw.
Everything is boring...blah, blah, blah...I have seen everything before...blah, blah, blah...The world is soiling itself with remakes...blah, blah, blah...
...yeah...
Thank whatever voice of reason Yahtzee listens to for Extra Punctuation, so I'll actually get something out of the guy.
...yeah...
Thank whatever voice of reason Yahtzee listens to for Extra Punctuation, so I'll actually get something out of the guy.
was it just me or in parts did he sound bored/depressed i wonder if thats because
(A) the game is just that bad or
(B) he was forced to do a ryhming review
also he rated the game and said what is next week. whats happened? you have been hurt.you have been hurt. that is for sure. who hurt you!? who hurt you!?(cookie for the reference)
anyway please do an indian or german accent in a review at some point. a german one would of been good in this as it has nazis, anyway great review
(A) the game is just that bad or
(B) he was forced to do a ryhming review
also he rated the game and said what is next week. whats happened? you have been hurt.you have been hurt. that is for sure. who hurt you!? who hurt you!?(cookie for the reference)
anyway please do an indian or german accent in a review at some point. a german one would of been good in this as it has nazis, anyway great review
