Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[RabbitDynamite]

There once was a reviewer from blighty
Whose wit was considered almighty.
But he started to tire and
Pissed off ol'Ireland,
So he did one in rhyme, great crikey!

 

[DYin01]

I think that these alternate reviewing methods are clever but not particularly funny. being one for humor personally, I would enjoy it if you reviewed the next game with your usual wit and scathing remarks, without all the gimicks.

'Being one for humor'? Well that's a lame attempt to seem like an authority of some sorts. I loved this review and the limericks, but I suppose I'm not 'that much into humor'.

 

[Harlemura]

Thanks to this, I think everything I hear should be in limerick.
I'm surprised he gave it a score though, doesn't really seem like his thing. I wonder what he'd count as one star...

 

[TheReactorSings]

1:21--it was King George VI, lad. You've been away from Albion too long!

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Great review, but I can't help but feel that it would have been much easier to do as a Haiku.

I hate Wolfenstein.

I really hate Wolfenstein.

Don't buy Wolfenstein.

 

[Snipingkid]

That's awesome how he managed to turn the whole review into a poem.

 

[Lordarioch]

OMG he gave a number!

 

[DazZ.]

Afew reveiws ago I commented saying how I liked the way he brought something new to it by actually liking bits of it and it was nice he wasn't just slating the game.

Since then it's been something new and awesome and I've rekindled my love of ZP.

 

[Lady Lovett]

Stop using gimmicks. First you use an accent and then song. Just get back to the normal review style. Last week's was not that funny but this review was an improvement.

 

[T3H-F1GM3NT]

I have to admit when he first said he was going to do the review in limerick, I facepalmed. But turns out it was actually good, a lot better than Irish accent last week at least. Then again him doing a review in a "strangled noise" voice (Second Annual E3 Massacre) would of been better than the Irish accent I too was surprised he actually kept it up for the whole review, and loved it

Yeah...I also was expecting Batman, but then again I expected it last week too. Gotta remember though that Yahtzee's in Australia and gets boned when it comes to new releases :S

 

[windfish]

Wow! I'd say this one may be the one of his best ones yet, if only for the sheer audacity of using limericks. It's easy enough to make one limerick, but a couple dozen is really quite hard. Way to avoid the shark, Yahtzee! (I'm being serious - after last week, I thought I saw a fin while hearing ominous low-registered half-steps)

 

[Rascarin]

That was an amazing review. Brilliant!

 

[Aeviv]

Wow, i never realised Yahtzee was such a talented poet!

 

[blacklab]

Good one, but I have a feeling that the Arkham review is going to be freakin' hilarious.

 

[jamesalbon]

Well, that settles it, the man is a genius... not just a boring internet genius, but a real life original genius who shouldn't even be on the internet, he should be out in real life doing actual interesting things

 

[Treblaine]

I can almost imagine the developers brainstorming for title ideas after Castle Wolfenstein, "Beyond..." and "Return to..." titles having already been taken:

Wolfenstein 2000

THE Wolfenstein

Wolfenstein HD

Chronicles of Blazkowicz: Escape from Wolfenstein

Wolfenstein Rides Again

Carry on Wolfenstein

Bride of Wolfenstein

Road to Wolfenstein

Legend of Wolfenstein: Schmeisser of Time

Biostein

Wolfenstein Vs Predator

Wolfensteins

 

[CuervoJoe]

The Limerick reviewing form was brilliant!

 

[Kollega]

I don't usually comment on ZP's,but...

THIS IS AWESOME. Easily best review in several months.