Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

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Ph33nix

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Evan Waters said:
Ph33nix said:
WTF he previously promised no scores because it can;t be mathematically calculated and now he goes and does it?!? to shame.
It may not have been his first plan,
But he needed the lyrics to scan
And lim'rickal whimsy
's worth more than consistency
So what if you lose a few fans?
curse you even waters and your ability to limerick so convincingly!!!!!!!
 

MarkusAurelius77

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A most impressive effort this week, I can't help but feel that fantastic as the limericks were, the game was perhaps not worth it? I'm looking forward to next week's though, it will be interesting to see his take on Batman.
 

Merteg

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The review was made pretty good in poetry form, and I actually smiled a few times.
 

Emphraim

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The limericks were quite amazing and went with Yahtzee's review style perfectly. I'm quite amazed that he gave the game an actual rating though since he has never done that before. I agree with his assessment fully though.
 

AwesomeNinjaPowers

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What a triumph I say! It ryhmed nicely too,
So give a big cheer and never a boo,
For the man from down under,
Wait that's surely a blunder,
So lets try this again,
And in case it's a pain
Please put on a brew
In case I balls this one up too,
So raise you glass,
And please don't be an a**se,
For the misplaced lad from blighty,
Who I thinks a bit of alrighty,
He brings us such wonder,
By tearing games usunder,
On Wednesday the mirth does flow,
So sit back and watch him go,
As he heaps rage and scorn,
And some times a big yawn,
On thoses most deserving,
And maybe called Irving?!?
I'm getting off topic,
And probably my rocket,
So I'll rap this up,
Cause I think you've all had enough,
So three cheers for Yahtzee!
Heck lets just throw him a party!
 

Bassman_2

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You are a goddamn genius. I can't wait for Arkham Asylum, though that time I would like a regular review. It's hard to laugh at the accent and the jokes at the same time, like the limericks and the jokes at the same time.
 

Teh_Doomage

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That was actually really good...and spot on for the review too.

Blandness is not good.

*goes back to Wolfenstein 3d*
 

Sparcrypt

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williebaz said:
joshthor said:
holy hell...he gave it a score....2 stars...
I'm just as shocked as you are.

But seriousley, I feel a bit unnerved by his latest episode. It seems like he keeps changing his format. Just like how last week he used an Irish accent, this week he spoke in Limirics, AND gave it a rating. Whatever, it doesn't matter really.
Yes but it's a nice way of keeping things fresh... how many times have we heard him talk about every single issue that game has in other reviews? Only so many times you can say it before it gets old
 

-616-

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This review caught me quite off-guard, well played Yahtzee, you slick Internet paparazzi. Very impressed.
 

hamster mk 4

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Has any one noticed at time index 1:25 around the phrase "BJ sort this all out" the British officer raises 2 hands but there is still a third hand floating slightly lower than chest level. Since the American's officer's hand is not visible it gives the disturbing impression that the American?s arm is extremely long and doing something unsavory to the British officer. Perhaps that is just my dirty mind.

I like how the limericks change things up a bit. A normal style ZP review would have been boarding. I get the impression that this game in not awful enough for a good raking over the coals, it just isn't good enough to warrant praise. Thus the decision do so something silly instead of a eh review was a good one.
 

gremily

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WHAT THE F*CK. STARS!!!!

I THOUGHT YAHTZEE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN NUMERICAL RATINGS.
 

UpcountryGecko

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Thank you Yahtzee for what - in truth - is one of your most creative reviews in your ever growing collection.