Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[PureChaos]

after the Irish accent last week and the lymaric this week i get the impression his ratings have dropped so he has been told to find a way to spice things up a bit. didn't work for me though, the review was meh

 

[LoFr3Eq]

This was very very good. well Batman looks nice, and seems pretty smooth, wonder what he'll say about it.

 

[SAMAS]

So the next ZP vid down the line
Is the latest game from Wolfenstein
Yahztee did his old bit
And declared it was shit
Hope that Batman he'll think is just fine.

 

[SAMAS]

WHAT THE F*CK. STARS!!!!

I THOUGHT YAHTZEE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN NUMERICAL RATINGS.

Calm down. He just needed the rhyme.

 

[martin's a madman]

That was awesome. The limericks were funny clever and still gave insight into the game. Nice.

 

[OmegaXIII]

I was dubious but the limerick method turned out hilarious, would like to see it again sometime. I do pray for a time when these half assed re-vamps stop getting ground out, it's like the developers have found a giant red reset button and are now hammering at it like a 30 year old who has just found out how to masterbate.

In short, another great review.

 

[Fraeir]

Has any one noticed at time index 1:25 around the phrase "BJ sort this all out" the British officer raises 2 hands but there is still a third hand floating slightly lower than chest level. Since the American's officer's hand is not visible it gives the disturbing impression that the American?s arm is extremely long and doing something unsavory to the British officer. Perhaps that is just my dirty mind.

I think it's your mind ;P
See it again, and imagine rather that both the officers hold one hand in the air, so the American's other arm is at his waist, and the British officer's arm is on the table. Looks less wrong now, doesn't it?

 

[sky14kemea]

That was the best thing ever, it really was very clever. But now my heart weeps, for I have to sleep, but I'll remember this forever =D

 

[bodyklok]

That was the best thing ever, it really was very clever. But now my heart weeps, for I have to sleep, but I'll remember this forever =D

That post was awesome, oh look a Possum! Now I think I'll toss him, into a... A... Fuck... Errr.

 

[bmxerdude1611]

wow. have you ever considered rap? from your review of blood on the sand i'm assuming not. i thought this video was hilarious!!! keep it up! i look forward to the reviews every week!

 

[dancinginfernal]

Ah, what a great thing to come home to. Exceptional review/criticism, and I quite enjoyed the limerick-of-sorts. An original concept which ended up being more entertaining the the game it was in regards to. The game is more bland and redundant than checkers. Which ,personally, I enjoy. Quite a bit at that.

 

[EchetusXe]

Fan..tas...tic

 

[Whistler777]

Reviewing in limerick format: [HEADING=1]Genius.[/HEADING]

All other game reviewers, I propose that there be at least one mandatory review in limerick form from here on in.

 

[Dabchan]

Yahtzee must be bored of reviewing these pretty much bland games so I guess he decided to have a little fun with each of them which I...Guess is Aslyum Next week.
Very creative Yahtzee, you would make English Teachers Proud.

 

[Cunnysmythe]

Very impressive review! Amazed at there being a score, too - Probably felt the review was a bit more confusing.

 

[Dragu_]

AWESOME! And YAY ARKHAM

 

[Kingsman]

An absurdly fantastic review-
I'm a big fan of limericks, too!-
didn't play the game,
might seem a bit lame,
But really, who cares? WHO?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I was just starting to eat dinner when Yahtzee mentioned that he'd be using limericks. I immediately put the fork down, knowing that otherwise I risked choking to death on my spaghetti should I burst out laughing.

My decision was wise, indeed.

Honestly, I think it'll be... I dunno, three or four more reviews of bland paint-by-numbers games before the creative center of Yahtzee's brain finally declares bloodfeud and he writes the next great American British Austrailian novel in his review.

 

[Tazz Azreal]

So far my favorite review. Yahtzee if you read this, can i use this limmerick as an English assingment?

 

[SilverUchiha]

For those who weren't disciplined enough to stay to the end of the credits, Batman is supposed to be next week, supposedly.

As for the review, good spin on it. Never pegged Yahtzee for being a poet.