I'd just be a brainless one wandering around that inevitably gets killed.
I have a limited imagination after i'm dead.
I have a limited imagination after i'm dead.
Zombie Apocalypse (from the other side)
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Hmm... Well if zombies can think then...there isn't pretty much of a zombie apocalypse. Since a zombie usually does not think, so it's like an animal. If those zombies would be smart and have intelligence, we'd still be the same, sure we'll be eating only meat from now on, and we'll lose a finger now and then...but underneath all that rotten flesh we'd still be...well Human.
All those people saying they will wait for a while for survivors to come, don't bother. The later wave of survivors will be armed, how do you think they survived.
I will just do a Stubbs The Zombie and create a zombie army and hide behind my zombie minions whilst they take the bullets then MUNCH! Tasty, tasty brains.
I will just do a Stubbs The Zombie and create a zombie army and hide behind my zombie minions whilst they take the bullets then MUNCH! Tasty, tasty brains.
Kudos OP, its an interesting thing to think about.
I guess I would stick to uran rather than rural areas, more likely to find survivors after the initial outbreak, and eventually people would come looking for supplies. Downside is, you would be joining the massess of most of the other urban residents, so you might not get your fair share of tasty man-flesh.
I guess I would stick to uran rather than rural areas, more likely to find survivors after the initial outbreak, and eventually people would come looking for supplies. Downside is, you would be joining the massess of most of the other urban residents, so you might not get your fair share of tasty man-flesh.
I'd hide inside a cargo van or box truck from a bakery. That way, the delicious humans will take me to their hideout willingly while they plow through hordes of other zombies. Also, I can keep springing the trap repeatedly.
Oh, my other zombie plan. Okay...
Well, since I'm an undead thinking zombie, it's time to get my immortal butt into gear. You folks remember Doom? Zombie in heavy combat armor with a helmet and a big nasty gun. I have no fatigue and no threshold of pain, so I can roam around in heavy armor with heavy weapons, shooting to kill my nominous food (i.e. anything with meat on it). Furthermore, if I'm intelligent AND covered in armor, I can get mistaken for a person if, you know, I'm careful about it. Like...no moaning and stuff. If I'm a smart zombie, then I want to be the kind who exploits the full use of his questionable brain.
Well, since I'm an undead thinking zombie, it's time to get my immortal butt into gear. You folks remember Doom? Zombie in heavy combat armor with a helmet and a big nasty gun. I have no fatigue and no threshold of pain, so I can roam around in heavy armor with heavy weapons, shooting to kill my nominous food (i.e. anything with meat on it). Furthermore, if I'm intelligent AND covered in armor, I can get mistaken for a person if, you know, I'm careful about it. Like...no moaning and stuff. If I'm a smart zombie, then I want to be the kind who exploits the full use of his questionable brain.
Hospitals are good places, but I would go to supermarkets because there are usually no weapons there.Also, when survivors come to get food, I ambush them.
Being a thinking zombie, you're doing it all wrong! The most obvious thing anyone would do, is to band together, and recreate Thriller! DUH!
After that, seeing as I'm a smart thinking zombie, I'de first get myself some armor and weapons then go for the city and hunt in churches, hospitals, all the places humans would find supplies and think they're safe. Ofcourse I'de wear a lot of armor, so indeed people would think I'm a surivor on first glance. Ofcourse that thoughts end when, after kicking in the door I hose them all down with a machinegun. Then my unarmored, less mentally gifted zombie friends can barge in on a nice buffet. No more hiding in a place, trying to grab a sad survivor and rip it apart with your own hands exposing yourself to any concealed weapons the survivor might have.
After that, seeing as I'm a smart thinking zombie, I'de first get myself some armor and weapons then go for the city and hunt in churches, hospitals, all the places humans would find supplies and think they're safe. Ofcourse I'de wear a lot of armor, so indeed people would think I'm a surivor on first glance. Ofcourse that thoughts end when, after kicking in the door I hose them all down with a machinegun. Then my unarmored, less mentally gifted zombie friends can barge in on a nice buffet. No more hiding in a place, trying to grab a sad survivor and rip it apart with your own hands exposing yourself to any concealed weapons the survivor might have.
I would clean out these places in this order:
1. The city
2. airports
3. The country
4. Bunkers and sewers
5. discover a way to get to islands
1. The city
2. airports
3. The country
4. Bunkers and sewers
5. discover a way to get to islands
I'd feed on my fellow zombies. They'd still be human, essentially, and as a zombie I'd be a cannibal feeding on humans or zombies, so what's the difference? If I eat raw human meat then it's not as if raw zombie meat could affect me any worse...
