Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[Sparrow]

Sparrow looked through the assortment of weapons. His brother had done him proud. Everything he'd asked for was here. He picked up the weapon he'd loved all throughout his service; his Benelli M4 Super 90 shotgun. He slowly loaded it, as he heard the door open. He looked up to see the figure of Zapp above. Sparrow smiled and aimed his shotgun at Zapp.

"Bang", he laughed.

He clenched his chest, and signaled Zapp to come down.

"Take a look at this mate."

 

[Dorian]

*After walking, Portal found a very large gate. It seemed to be painted, until he got close. It was actually...*

Golden? Golden Gates? Impossible.

*He saw a bearded man next to the gate, who seemed to have a list of some sort*

Excuse me, but what are you doing?

I am the gatekeeper, and this Sudoku is driving me nuts!

*He takes the Sudoku, fills in 7 boxes, and hads it back*

There.

Thank you. The test is complete, you may pass.

*He continued walking*

 

[Shapsters]

Mom

How wonderufl to have someone to mother! Hunter refuses to let me do things for him, says I have to conserve energy

*takes clothes and wonders into a room*

Hunter

*tries not to, but cant help but to stare at Andy, to finally have a woman around, even to just look at*

So...uh.. can you maybe tell me what exactly went on? What is the deal with my bro? He sure is acting strange.

 

[ZapperX]

Zapper looked in awe at the shotgun. "Damn, Sparrow, this is one fine weapon. How did you get this?"

Zapper wanted to make light-hearted conversation, But he couldn't.

"...And once you're done, I need to discuss your werewolf transformation with you."

 

[Sparrow]

Sparrow frowned.

"No time like the present."

Sparrow weeded through the set of weapons, and picked up a weapon he knew Zapp would like, and handed it to him.

"Thats a Auto Assault-12 Shotgun. Or in other words, an automatic shotgun. Just hold down the trigger, and watch the brains fly."

Sparrow laughed, but pulled to a grin.

"Anyway. Go on. Say whats on your mind."

 

[ZapperX]

"Well Sparrow. I know how mus=ch you hated being detained, but I think we're going to have to do it again."

Sparrow's eyes widened in shock.

"You remember the papers? Well, as you know, I've worked with werewolves. On full transformations, they cant control themselves, they even attack their families. I don't want you to hurt them."

 

[Sparrow]

Sparrow frowned.

"I can't let you do that yet. Give me a few days. I promised Samuel something. After that, do as you like. I doubt you'll have to worry about me much longer."

Zapp looked confused. Sparrow figured so.

"Just let me do this one thing."

 

[ZapperX]

"alright. But if you attack us, I'll kill you."

Zapper went to a couch and fell on it. He needed sleep. He patter his side, feeling for his sAi.

The sao he had ldipped in silver.

 

[Sparrow]

"Good to see were on the same page."

Sparrow grabbed his arm.

"But if you even think about using that little stick you call a weapon on me, I'll tear off your limbs Zapp. I ain't doing this shit for kicks. Samuel needs my help, and I'm going to do everything in my power to do so. Even if it kills me."

 

[Shapsters]

*Hunter looked at Chris, his face was extremely red.*

Haha, calm down buddy, haven't seen a woman in a towel before?

 

[Shapsters]

*Hunter nudges Chris*

[sup]I bet you would rather do it now eh?[/sup]

 

[AndyMacK]

*Andy immediately turns and even brighter shade of scarlet than before and tries to hide behind something, anything! Nothing in sight!*
It was bad enough when there was just Hunter, but Chris as well...

*Keeping a firm grip on her towel, she turned to face Chris*
"Ehh... Uahhh... Now's fine... If you want..."

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

 

[Shapsters]

Heh, I'll leave you two to 'talk'

*makes quotes with fingers*

 

[Sparrow]

Sparrow kept his stare fixed to Zapp's eyes, who seemed horrified. Sparrow let go of his wrist, and Zapp recoiled in horror.

"Just remember. Don't try anything."

After holstering his shotgun, Sparrow ascended the basement steps. He was bemused by the sight that presented itself. His brother looking a bit too happy, a shy looking Chris and a scarlet red Andy who was wearing nothing but a towel.

"Shit, and I thought the zombie invasion was the most fucked up thing I've seen. Did I miss the worlds creepiest threesome or something?"

 

[Shapsters]

Hey bro, not exactly, these two were just going to have a little 'talk'

*again quotes with fingers*

Lets go to the living room bro, tell me a little bout whats been happening.

 

[Sparrow]

"Just gonna' have a "talk" ay'? A really short "talk" if Chris is involved."

Only Sparrow and Hunter laughed. Andy and Chris looked at them blankly.

"You know cus', in this scenario talk is a emphemism for sex. Which implies Chris is quick at "talking"?"

They both still wore the same expression.

"Right. Alright then little brother, lead the way to the living room."

 

[Shapsters]

Heh, guess you kept the ol ___ sense of humour eh?

*walks into living room and sits down*

Just tell me everything, I am in need of a good tale

[sorry, don't know our last name :S]