Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[Sparrow]

But back to the finger issue, cus' I'd really like it if you've still got it.

You know, just to look at it. Definately not gonna' eat it.

 

[ZapperX]

You obviously don't know your friends very well.

*walks away*

Doc? I need you to get this frickin' bullet out of my leg!!

 

[Shapsters]

Yes, yes! Come here Zapper!

*Begins examining the wound, distracts Zapper and rips the bullet out*

 

[ZapperX]

SWEET ZOMBIE WOLVERINE SWEDISH DONUT HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!! WARN ME BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!! Dooc............. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......... NO! DON'T TOUCH THE STUB, AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Sparrow]

Eh? Anyone else hear gunfire?

Oh COME ON. Somebody let me out! Puh-lease? I don't want to die strapped to a bed!

 

[Shapsters]

Sorry, I had to vhile you vere distracted, it vas for- Vhat are dose gun sounds?

*Chris runs into the room*

Vats going on?

 

[ZapperX]

Sparrow, I'd love to help, but Doc strapped me down so I can't claw his throat out for doing that terribly invasive and painful surgery.

So yea, I heard it too, but I think we're kinda stuck.

 

[ZapperX]

*Chris bursts into the infirmary where Zapper was sitting on a steel gurney while Doc patched him up. He charges straight into Zapper and Doc, overturning the gurney and throwing them all behind it just as a hail of bullets ricochet off of the stainless steel medical appliances. Vials of liqud explode into shards of glass as Chris pumps his shotgun and sends a volley into the first merc to come through the door*

*Blinks. Looks at the dead merc*

Damn. I am PERSUASIVE!

 

[Sparrow]

Holy crap! Let me out already!

[Tries and fails to struggle free]

It's bad enough I slept on this shit heap last night, but I don't wanna' die on it too!

 

[Shapsters]

Um, ve cant go outside, de verevolves vill tear us apart ya!

 

[ZapperX]

Doc, undo my restraints, and Sparrow's. I have my sai, and he knows who the enemy is. You have to let us do this!

 

[Sparrow]

Chris your arsehole! They nearly shot me!

Bah! Shap, listen to Zap and untie us! That way we can make like a tree and branch out.

 

[Sparrow]

You know, this REALLY doesn't make me feel much safer. I'm still being shot at for fuc- oh snap! Did you see that headshot?

It's aaaaaaaal skill, baby.