Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[ZapperX]

Dammit, we need to do this! I know that if you let us both go, none of them will make it out, and we all will. You HAVE to do this!

 

[Shapsters]

*Doc crawled over to Zapper, he fully untied him then crawled to Sparrow*

Please don't eat us!

 

[Sparrow]

Braaaaaaaains. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrains!

I'm totally kidding, now lemme' out!

 

[ZapperX]

HAHA! YES! PERFECT!!!

*Pulls out both sai*

I feel positively... FERAL!!

*Leaps at a merc, jams a sai through each of his eyes*

 

[Sparrow]

I'm not a werewolf! I swear!

Well, I probally am but I'm staying optimistic.

 

[ZapperX]

Oh, Sparrow, you are, I can smell it. I'm not though. I'm only half. Not enough venom got into me, I don't the the urge to eat anyone, and I'm not growing fur.

*Stabs one merc in the neck, and another in ther heart*

But I do have the senses and the predator's instincts.

 

[Sparrow]

Chris.

I'm going to eat your face if you don't let me out of here.

 

[ZapperX]

We need an invincible killing machine if we're gonna fight off a small army. We have one right there.

 

[Sparrow]

I'LL TEAR OFF YOUR FREAKING LIMBS!

Arooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[ZapperX]

*Leaps back, cuts Sparrow loose*

Chris isn't the prey. The other mercs are. Now.

Join.

THE HUNT!

*Leaps foward again*

 

[Sparrow]

Awwwwwwright!

Eh, I felt safer tied up really. Ooooh Chris, where are you? You owe me both your arms...

 

[Sparrow]

Come back Chris! I was kidding! I only wanted your hands, really!

[Slowly notices the mercs behind him]

You shooting at me, eh? Hmm, I suppose I could settle for your limbs instead...

 

[SamuelT]

The mercs edged back at the sight of a werewolf advancing on them. From the behind, screams cans be heard, and the twang of a Compound-bow.

Samuel pinned one to the wall with his bolts, and stabbed another one. He picked up a hand gun and started shooting at the mass of mercs. Shap ran behind him, snapping necks and crushing skulls with single blows. The mercs were confused and chaos reigned. They were being shut in.

Then, another wolf stormed into the hallway...

 

[ZapperX]

Damn, Sparrow, Handle these guys with Sam!

The wolf is mine!

*Charges wolf*