Alfie laughed.
"No, no. That's fine. I doubt you want to take a trip all the way over to England my friend."
Alfie patted the man on the shoulder, and began to make his way outside. That was when Derick and Flo rushed in, weapons drawn.
"Alfie! There's something comming over the hill!", Flo wailed.
"What do you mean, "something"? Is it a zombie or what?"
"I don't know what the fuck it is, and I don't want to find out. It's the size of a damn house!"
Alfie pushed his way inbetween Flo and Derrick, and looked outside the door. A large, grotesque figure loomed over the village from afar. It was atleast 70 foot in height, with large arms that drooped by it's side.
"Holy shit!"
"What do we do?!", Derrick shouted.
"I don't know! It's huge, we can't fight that damn thing."
The large monster slowly made it's way to the city walls, as the ground began to shake with it's footsteps. Alfie popped his head back into the garage.
"We've got a bit of a problem!"