"Men. You wanna know a funny story?" Adries asked, "Well you're going to hear it anyway. Alright, so. My family has this retarded thing where all the males in the family get a first name that starts with 'A' and the girls get names that start with 'J'. But Adries, you ask, your name starts with an 'A'! Indeed it does. Well, my father was certain he would have another boy and so didn't bother to see what sex I would be. So they had a lovely 'A' name picked out for me."
"Then I get born and they are all 'What the fuck it's a girl!' and my dad tries to come up with a 'J' name but couldn't come up with one. So they went with Adriana since they were planning on Adrian. The end. Beautiful story, eh?"