(Search Bar approved, sort of. Many Zombie topics lately, but this is about Zombie's rights and such. This is also a joke post designed for a little fun.)
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[font color="white"]The violent attacks against my fellow Zombies have been going on for too long![/font]
We have been oppressed by countless maniacs in film and violent video games for dozens of years. Ever since time began people feared us by simple misunderstandings, assuming that we wanted nothing more than to feast and kill! But that is wrong, and inhumane! We are fellow humans just as you, only being cursed by this disease!
Mainly you all ignored us, and for too long we were slaughtered like helpless animals, just because we try to survive! What gives you the right to kill us when we only wish to live, while you also slaughter animals to live, but state that your feeding is justified! What sort of double standard world do we live in? What sort of horrible people must you all be to do this, to fellow humans no less!
Thankfully, we lived roughly ignored for generations in the less-populated countries and feasted happily. Until the one you call George A. Romero portrayed us in his film Night of the Living Dead as mad monsters that only consider feeding on innocent people. We are more than that, we have hopes, we have dreams just like you do! We love, just as you do!
In fact, a friend zombie mine named Chris Redfield was just recently turned into a zombie, and so far he has stated that he loves it! I'll post the convocation.
Me: Chris, when you a human before you were a zombie?
Chris: Raaaaghhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaggghhhh, rggghhhhhh!
(Translation: Indeed! A male human, no less!)
Me: Amazing. Did you feel hope, love, and all those sort of things?
Chris: Ghaaaaaaaa... mmmmmmmmmmmm, brrrrrrrraaaaaiiiinssssssss! *Awkward sound*
(Translation: I felt all of it... and I still do, but now a bigger hunger than ever! *Laughs*)
As you can see, my friend Chris here has feelings as well. This genocide against my people will not be accepted. We will petition to the United Nations if required, and if our demands are not heard, we will be forced to take action. That is the last thing we wish to do.
Please know that we are not affiliated with the Undead Zombies of Dawn of the Dead, rather we are the infected from the Left 4 Dead 2 series, Resident Evil, and 28 Days/Weeks Later kind! We do not speak for the Undead! They have their own Representatives!
The demands are the following:
1) We require a secluded island that is a large enough to fit our population appropriately, with large indoor structures to avoid the rain, and electricity there as well so we can constantly have lights on to amuse us.
EDIT: We thank Australia for volunteering their entire island for our new home! We suggest you move off any innocents before we float there. It should take us a few days to arrive by sea with this current wind and direction. And yes, a few posters have offered us Australia. Don't blame us, blame those who gave us the island! We simply are taking what is being given to us, not us taking by force!
2) A constant supply of human bodies. To be fair and humane, we will only take death row inmates and anyone sentenced to life in prison.
EDIT: With much considoration, we have decided to change this ruling to animals and a constant supply of dead inmates, thanks to Rednog. Also, we are alright with anyone who has died and done in their will to ask to be laid to rest at our island to help feed the hungry. Simply tell them to put your body on ice in a large watercooler and have them leave you there. We will take care of the rest.
3) All games and movies portraying zombies as evil monsters to be destroyed or at least labeled with "This is purely Fiction" on the item in question.
EDIT: This has been much debated and we mean every zombie game to have in big bold letters "THIS IS FAKE. ZOMBIES ARE NICE. RATED F FOR FICTION."
4) Adding on to our demands is no more hostility and violence towards zombies of the infected / rage viruses. We come in peace and only eat when hungry!
EDIT: Some humans have supported our cause and brought up the idea of uninfected humans and infected zombies be allowed to openly share their relationship through marriage and such things. We are open to further debate about this. We also wish to see how many would support this idea and if many, we will possibly give more thought into the matter.
There. Our demands are simple, fair, and humane! Thank you for hearing me out, and understanding our problems. If you believe in this, then please post you support! If you disagree, please fairly post your reasoning why. There is no reason to turn into animals and flame one another here.
Also, if you're a supporter, you can get a free avatar of the Zombie Awareness and support our rights! Simply click on the link and either use the URL of the picture, or download and use it from your computer.
We have a usergroup now that all is free to join! Zombie Rights and Awareness user group is found at the following link.
Zombies Right and Awareness User Group Link
Please, think of the Zombie Children!
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[font color="white"]The violent attacks against my fellow Zombies have been going on for too long![/font]
We have been oppressed by countless maniacs in film and violent video games for dozens of years. Ever since time began people feared us by simple misunderstandings, assuming that we wanted nothing more than to feast and kill! But that is wrong, and inhumane! We are fellow humans just as you, only being cursed by this disease!
Mainly you all ignored us, and for too long we were slaughtered like helpless animals, just because we try to survive! What gives you the right to kill us when we only wish to live, while you also slaughter animals to live, but state that your feeding is justified! What sort of double standard world do we live in? What sort of horrible people must you all be to do this, to fellow humans no less!
Thankfully, we lived roughly ignored for generations in the less-populated countries and feasted happily. Until the one you call George A. Romero portrayed us in his film Night of the Living Dead as mad monsters that only consider feeding on innocent people. We are more than that, we have hopes, we have dreams just like you do! We love, just as you do!
In fact, a friend zombie mine named Chris Redfield was just recently turned into a zombie, and so far he has stated that he loves it! I'll post the convocation.
Me: Chris, when you a human before you were a zombie?
Chris: Raaaaghhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaggghhhh, rggghhhhhh!
(Translation: Indeed! A male human, no less!)
Me: Amazing. Did you feel hope, love, and all those sort of things?
Chris: Ghaaaaaaaa... mmmmmmmmmmmm, brrrrrrrraaaaaiiiinssssssss! *Awkward sound*
(Translation: I felt all of it... and I still do, but now a bigger hunger than ever! *Laughs*)
As you can see, my friend Chris here has feelings as well. This genocide against my people will not be accepted. We will petition to the United Nations if required, and if our demands are not heard, we will be forced to take action. That is the last thing we wish to do.
Please know that we are not affiliated with the Undead Zombies of Dawn of the Dead, rather we are the infected from the Left 4 Dead 2 series, Resident Evil, and 28 Days/Weeks Later kind! We do not speak for the Undead! They have their own Representatives!
The demands are the following:
1) We require a secluded island that is a large enough to fit our population appropriately, with large indoor structures to avoid the rain, and electricity there as well so we can constantly have lights on to amuse us.
EDIT: We thank Australia for volunteering their entire island for our new home! We suggest you move off any innocents before we float there. It should take us a few days to arrive by sea with this current wind and direction. And yes, a few posters have offered us Australia. Don't blame us, blame those who gave us the island! We simply are taking what is being given to us, not us taking by force!
2) A constant supply of human bodies. To be fair and humane, we will only take death row inmates and anyone sentenced to life in prison.
EDIT: With much considoration, we have decided to change this ruling to animals and a constant supply of dead inmates, thanks to Rednog. Also, we are alright with anyone who has died and done in their will to ask to be laid to rest at our island to help feed the hungry. Simply tell them to put your body on ice in a large watercooler and have them leave you there. We will take care of the rest.
3) All games and movies portraying zombies as evil monsters to be destroyed or at least labeled with "This is purely Fiction" on the item in question.
EDIT: This has been much debated and we mean every zombie game to have in big bold letters "THIS IS FAKE. ZOMBIES ARE NICE. RATED F FOR FICTION."
4) Adding on to our demands is no more hostility and violence towards zombies of the infected / rage viruses. We come in peace and only eat when hungry!
EDIT: Some humans have supported our cause and brought up the idea of uninfected humans and infected zombies be allowed to openly share their relationship through marriage and such things. We are open to further debate about this. We also wish to see how many would support this idea and if many, we will possibly give more thought into the matter.
There. Our demands are simple, fair, and humane! Thank you for hearing me out, and understanding our problems. If you believe in this, then please post you support! If you disagree, please fairly post your reasoning why. There is no reason to turn into animals and flame one another here.
Also, if you're a supporter, you can get a free avatar of the Zombie Awareness and support our rights! Simply click on the link and either use the URL of the picture, or download and use it from your computer.
We have a usergroup now that all is free to join! Zombie Rights and Awareness user group is found at the following link.
Zombies Right and Awareness User Group Link
Please, think of the Zombie Children!
