Zombie Survival Plans

[Mandarth]

Admit it. You all want a Zombie Apocalypse to happen. Whether it is because you watch too many movies, want to live in a world with no rules, or really want to beat the hell out of all those (now zombified) people who picked on you in school, the Zombie Apocalypse is probably your number one way to see the world go out.

But how do you stop yourself from becoming one of the undead?

At the moment, my plan is literally:

1. Grab Crowbar
2. Grow Goatee
3. Go to my friend Dave's House (Who loves swords and guns) by way of the liquor store.

After analyzing my plan, I realized that I may need a slightly more detailed version. So I put it to all you fantastic, zombie loving people out there: What is your Zombie Plan? I'm sure that if we all pool ideas, once the imminent wave of undeath and gore comes around we will all have a much greater chance of survival, so we can do whatever the hell we want in a world that lets us drive a stolen Ferrari in the morning and beat up our Zombie English Teacher with a Lawn Mower in the afternoon.

 

[Me55enger]

1- befriend a car mechanic.
2- befriend an overweight sports trainer
3- find a black girl with a shocking taste in music
4- have my suit laundered.
5- Not. Die.

 

[Cherry Cola]

1. Get bitten.

2. Bite Furburt.

3. Become the worlds most famous stand-up zombie comedian duo.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

1. Get a bicycle. Quick, efficient and quiet transportation that requires no fuel. Can navigate between traffic and easily go off road.

2. Get to a Wal-Mart. Barricade all entrances with heavy shelves-- ideally, there would be other survivors inside to help with this, and we'd go about turning the supermarket into a fortress.

3. Defend-- strictly ration out all ammo/food/medicine and let no one else inside unless they provide a necessary skill.

 

[swolf]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. "Zombie Survival Handbook" by Max Brooks. I've studied it from cover to cover and am now properly prepared. Sidenote: nobody else can join with me unless you can provide for your own food and supplies. Keep in mind, if you eat 3 meals a day, that equals out to 1,095 meals. That's for just one year and the zombies may maintain superiority for more than a single year...which is likely because, for some reason, the military does not seem properly prepared despite the numerous accounts of Z attacks throughout history.

 

[TheEndlessGrey]

1) Grab my shotgun, machete, and baseball bat.
2) Grab my pack, load it with nonperishable food and water.
3) Head for my girlfriend's place, hopefully before she gets zombified.
4a) Grab girlfriend and run for my brother's cabin in the woods.
4b) Kill zombie girlfriend and run for my brother's cabin in the woods.
5) Wait it out.

 

[swolf]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. "Zombie Survival Handbook" by Max Brooks. I've studied it from cover to cover and am now properly prepared. (Sidenote: nobody else can join with me unless you can provide for your own food and supplies. Keep in mind, if you eat 3 meals a day, that equals out to 1,095 meals.)

it's the zombie survival guide by max brooks and i'm with you

Oh, okay. Thanks for correcting me. You seem intelligent. Are you physically fit as well? My party have a planned assembly location in Florida. We have mechanics, cooks, supplies, and guns...plenty of guns...and ammo...along with other supplies.

Edit:after viewing your profile, you are obviously physically fit and well trained in hand to hand combat. Good job on being properly prepared. I hope you survive the impending Z war.

 

[mew4ever23]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. "Zombie Survival Handbook" by Max Brooks. I've studied it from cover to cover and am now properly prepared. Sidenote: nobody else can join with me unless you can provide for your own food and supplies. Keep in mind, if you eat 3 meals a day, that equals out to 1,095 meals. That's for just one year and the zombies may maintain superiority for more than a single year...which is likely because, for some reason, the military does not seem properly prepared despite the numerous accounts of Z attacks throughout history.

Me too, although I'm having trouble locating a fortress.

 

[steampunk42]

stay mobile....maybe fortify an old MAC truck and carry other survivors....so long as the petrol holds out of course...

 

[swolf]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. "Zombie Survival Handbook" by Max Brooks. I've studied it from cover to cover and am now properly prepared. Sidenote: nobody else can join with me unless you can provide for your own food and supplies. Keep in mind, if you eat 3 meals a day, that equals out to 1,095 meals. That's for just one year and the zombies may maintain superiority for more than a single year...which is likely because, for some reason, the military does not seem properly prepared despite the numerous accounts of Z attacks throughout history.

Me too, although I'm having trouble locating a fortress.

Have you considered a house or church? These can typically be easily turned into a satisfactory temporary fortress location until a better one can be obtained. I hope you also survive the impending Z war.

 

[Phlakes]

Air traffic control tower. Not only is it damn near impossible for zombies to get in, but the ground is open for hundreds of feet around it, and you might even be lucky enough to contact a plane. Just get supplies on the way.

 

[mew4ever23]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. "Zombie Survival Handbook" by Max Brooks. I've studied it from cover to cover and am now properly prepared. Sidenote: nobody else can join with me unless you can provide for your own food and supplies. Keep in mind, if you eat 3 meals a day, that equals out to 1,095 meals. That's for just one year and the zombies may maintain superiority for more than a single year...which is likely because, for some reason, the military does not seem properly prepared despite the numerous accounts of Z attacks throughout history.

Me too, although I'm having trouble locating a fortress.

Have you considered a house or church? These can typically be easily turned into a satisfactory temporary fortress location until a better one can be obtained. I hope you also survive the impending Z war.

Sorry, I meant that I was having trouble locating a permanent fortress. Also, I thought that the guide made a special point against holding up in churches?

 

[Frybird]

1. Go out
2. Find fans of zombie movies
3. Try to recreate plot of "Zombieland"
4. Die in the process

 

[FetaFrosch]

(A and B are not linked)

a/b1.find a weapon (or more) of some sort (anything that is able to kill)

a/b2.look out for plant seeds + take as many food as I can find

a3.find other surviors
b3.find out that no one eles is still alive

a4.find shelter
b4.take out as many of these damn zombies as I can

a5.barricade and plant the seeds +look out for additional food sorces
b5.maybe die heroicly in the process

 

[swolf]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. "Zombie Survival Handbook" by Max Brooks. I've studied it from cover to cover and am now properly prepared. Sidenote: nobody else can join with me unless you can provide for your own food and supplies. Keep in mind, if you eat 3 meals a day, that equals out to 1,095 meals. That's for just one year and the zombies may maintain superiority for more than a single year...which is likely because, for some reason, the military does not seem properly prepared despite the numerous accounts of Z attacks throughout history.

Me too, although I'm having trouble locating a fortress.

Have you considered a house or church? These can typically be easily turned into a satisfactory temporary fortress location until a better one can be obtained. I hope you also survive the impending Z war.

Sorry, I meant that I was having trouble locating a permanent fortress. Also, I thought that the guide made a special point against holding up in churches?

True, true. I have a suitable fortress and "plan B". I dunno, good luck. Are there any abandoned building nearby by any chance? I have to get back to boarding up some windows and fixing my head slicing device.

 

[Rasputin1]

1. Grab a sledgehammer.
2. Hole up in an attic where the only entrance is a ladder.
3. Proceed to whack the zombies off the ladder as they come up.

Eh It'll probably get me killed quite quickly, but that's my plan and I'm sticking to it!

 

[Quaxar]

1. Get bitten.

2. Bite Furburt.

3. Become the worlds most famous stand-up zombie comedian duo.

Well, I'd watch you... from my sniper scope!

I'm all for Dawn of the Dead style staying in a mall, shooting at zombies and having fun, then getting a boat (preferably a bigger one, maybe a yacht) and living off-shore. Sure, I'll have to land somewhere to resupply, but all in all the sea seems pretty safe to me. After all, zombies don't have boating licenses.
Of course without that many losses on the way.

 

[capin Rob]

Grab my hunting rifel, find a quiet, medium size bulding/ barricade it, wait and raid for suppiles.

 

[DJFenderStradt]

When I hear about the first zombies:

1: Fix my bike so that I have fast, relatively reliable, yet nearly silent transportation.

2: Gather my friends (the ones that can aim straight and deal with edged weapons).

3: Go to the Costco near my house and barricade the automatic doors with furniture and LCD TV's.

4: Found a great city.