Zombie Survival Plans
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Yeah, but what if the zombie just ate you alive? That would be pretty painful.LilleGraa said:
As for me, just be able to get out with my family and pets. And maybe my 360 and games...
let's see.
1: get weapon
2: get to some sort of tower, like a lighthouse.
3: go out huntin every day after sharply observing surrounding from said lighthouse
4: somehow turn the light from the lighthouse into a FRICKING LAZOR
1: get weapon
2: get to some sort of tower, like a lighthouse.
3: go out huntin every day after sharply observing surrounding from said lighthouse
4: somehow turn the light from the lighthouse into a FRICKING LAZOR
1. Get Sex change
2. Move to London
3. Perfect an annoying British accent
4. Build a series of complex Tunnels all over London and set up shops at random exits in said tunnel.
5. Get a radio and learn the local military frequency
5. Call zombie killing squads and sell guns to zombie killing squads.
6. GET MUNNY!
EDIT: Or I'll just start the whole thing and become THE ZOMBIE PATRIARCH!
2. Move to London
3. Perfect an annoying British accent
4. Build a series of complex Tunnels all over London and set up shops at random exits in said tunnel.
5. Get a radio and learn the local military frequency
5. Call zombie killing squads and sell guns to zombie killing squads.
6. GET MUNNY!
EDIT: Or I'll just start the whole thing and become THE ZOMBIE PATRIARCH!
Small Outbreak:
1.) Fill all containers with water in case water is cut off.
2.) Grab gun
3.) Make barricade on stairs
4.) Make it look like nobody is home
5.) Stay at top of stairs with gun
Medium Outbreak:
1.) Gather team of 4 friends
2.) Go to High School
3.) Get archery equipment
4.) Use shop equipment to make weapons
5.) *if staying for awhile* use paint from janitors to paint over windows, so light cannot be seen from inside
6.) eat perishables from the cafeteria first
7.) Utilize nurse's office supplies as necessary.
8.) Make SOS signal out of chairs, and include date (change it each day) so they know it's not an old SOS from people who are now dead
9.) Use chairs and desks to barricade entry points
10) Survive.
1.) Fill all containers with water in case water is cut off.
2.) Grab gun
3.) Make barricade on stairs
4.) Make it look like nobody is home
5.) Stay at top of stairs with gun
Medium Outbreak:
1.) Gather team of 4 friends
2.) Go to High School
3.) Get archery equipment
4.) Use shop equipment to make weapons
5.) *if staying for awhile* use paint from janitors to paint over windows, so light cannot be seen from inside
6.) eat perishables from the cafeteria first
7.) Utilize nurse's office supplies as necessary.
8.) Make SOS signal out of chairs, and include date (change it each day) so they know it's not an old SOS from people who are now dead
9.) Use chairs and desks to barricade entry points
10) Survive.
I hate to be a ballbreaker, but there's no such thing as a British accent.MrPink67 said:
OT: Probably cower in my room and wait to die, either by starvation or by getting overrun my zombies. Everyone here is kidding themselves. We would all be cowards and cry.
1. get the hell to the nearest town and start looting.
2. Raid nearby houses for ammo. God bless "pest control"
3. Drive down south on a foray into the hardest hit areas (since rural Yorkshire isn't known for its large concentration of people) to search for boyfriend.
4. Carve out a harsh new world order with lots of marching and stuff.
2. Raid nearby houses for ammo. God bless "pest control"
3. Drive down south on a foray into the hardest hit areas (since rural Yorkshire isn't known for its large concentration of people) to search for boyfriend.
4. Carve out a harsh new world order with lots of marching and stuff.
1. Cause the zombie apocalypse, making myself the zombie master.
2. Take over the world
3. Make zombies build a robot army before they're all too rotten to serve me.
4. Start space program.
5. Take over the universe.
6. Start trans-dimensional-trave program.
7. Take over all other dimensions too.
2. Take over the world
3. Make zombies build a robot army before they're all too rotten to serve me.
4. Start space program.
5. Take over the universe.
6. Start trans-dimensional-trave program.
7. Take over all other dimensions too.
Small Outbreak:swolf said:
1.) Fill all containers with water in case water is cut off.
2.) Grab gun
3.) Make barricade on stairs
4.) Make it look like nobody is home
5.) Stay at top of stairs with gun
Medium Outbreak:
1.) Gather team of 4 friends
2.) Go to High School
3.) Get archery equipment
4.) Use shop equipment to make weapons
5.) *if staying for awhile* use paint from janitors to paint over windows, so light cannot be seen from inside
6.) eat perishables from the cafeteria first
7.) Utilize nurse's office supplies as necessary.
8.) Make SOS signal out of chairs, and include date (change it each day) so they know it's not an old SOS from people who are now dead
9.) Use chairs and desks to barricade entry points
10) Survive.
Do I get your Survival Guide Seal of Approval? (Keep in mind the High School order list is not in any particular order, for example, six and seven are ongoing things, and obviously I would make barricading a priority if zombies were near the School)
take car, go over to liz's, grab liz, drive to mum's place, take care of philip, grab mum, drive to the wincester for a nice pint and wait for all this to blow over. 
Well me and my girlfriend sort of planned out what were going to do.
1. Get bus.
2. Go to gun store.
3. Collect friends.
4. Get supplies.
5. Travel between food shops (E.g. Tesco's, Asda, Sainsbury's etc)
6. Survive and repopulate!
7(Optional). Go out and massacre all zombies after tying lightweight chainsaws to entire body!
1. Get bus.
2. Go to gun store.
3. Collect friends.
4. Get supplies.
5. Travel between food shops (E.g. Tesco's, Asda, Sainsbury's etc)
6. Survive and repopulate!
7(Optional). Go out and massacre all zombies after tying lightweight chainsaws to entire body!
Take a boat to Sealand, utilize defences and grow plants or tomatoes or something. I know, it's not very detailed but I'll probably get killed before I even reach a boat.
If my zombie plan fails, can I join in?Hubilub said:
Speaking of which...
my plan is:
Improvise.
1.Buy a pizza, soda and a tent
2.Go home, get my stereo and my cd´s, my guitar
3.Play guitar on the roof and look at the apocalypse
or just stay home with my family, scared shitless and watching tv.
2.Go home, get my stereo and my cd´s, my guitar
3.Play guitar on the roof and look at the apocalypse
or just stay home with my family, scared shitless and watching tv.
Call up the mates[sup]1[/sup] and steal a bus (big depot up near here) before setting out to raid the big Tescos just up the road from my house. Then we load up on munch and can openers and various other freebies (like the new Sonic Screwdriver in the Toys bit). Then we drive into Edinburgh and secure the castle. This offers excellent vantage points and defences and we're kind of near shops to raid should we need to.
Now we plan focus on day to day survival, as we fashion weaponry and defences, as well as learning how to use the environment to our advantage, such as edible plants and animals ect. Raiding the Waterstones on Princes Street, we shall teach ourselves how to build some sort of radio for communication when the internet ultimately fails. Over time, survivors will flock to us and a new age of man shall emerge. Unfortunately there will be one selfish/annoying/generally unlikable tool who will come prebitten but not mention it to us. This will coincide by a surge in zombie populus, culminating in a final stand, where the twat's infection will become apparant and this small band of plucky survivors, so sure of the safety of the walls, succumb to the virus, ultimately being overwhelmed by this new species of Human, ala Deadset.
Everyone Dies. The End.
[sup]1. I've got a petrol head, gun nut, athlete and a Russian amongst my friends and with me being the obligatory teenage girl, we have a somewhat stereotypical zombie team.
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I've spent many a Study Period discussing this with my friends. Maybe a bit too much.
Now we plan focus on day to day survival, as we fashion weaponry and defences, as well as learning how to use the environment to our advantage, such as edible plants and animals ect. Raiding the Waterstones on Princes Street, we shall teach ourselves how to build some sort of radio for communication when the internet ultimately fails. Over time, survivors will flock to us and a new age of man shall emerge. Unfortunately there will be one selfish/annoying/generally unlikable tool who will come prebitten but not mention it to us. This will coincide by a surge in zombie populus, culminating in a final stand, where the twat's infection will become apparant and this small band of plucky survivors, so sure of the safety of the walls, succumb to the virus, ultimately being overwhelmed by this new species of Human, ala Deadset.
Everyone Dies. The End.
[sup]1. I've got a petrol head, gun nut, athlete and a Russian amongst my friends and with me being the obligatory teenage girl, we have a somewhat stereotypical zombie team.
[/sup]
I've spent many a Study Period discussing this with my friends. Maybe a bit too much.