Zombie Survival Plans

[The Heik]

Admit it. You all want a Zombie Apocalypse to happen. Whether it is because you watch too many movies, want to live in a world with no rules, or really want to beat the hell out of all those (now zombified) people who picked on you in school, the Zombie Apocalypse is probably your number one way to see the world go out.

But how do you stop yourself from becoming one of the undead?

At the moment, my plan is literally:

1. Grab Crowbar
2. Grow Goatee
3. Go to my friend Dave's House (Who loves swords and guns) by way of the liquor store.

After analyzing my plan, I realized that I may need a slightly more detailed version. So I put it to all you fantastic, zombie loving people out there: What is your Zombie Plan? I'm sure that if we all pool ideas, once the imminent wave of undeath and gore comes around we will all have a much greater chance of survival, so we can do whatever the hell we want in a world that lets us drive a stolen Ferrari in the morning and beat up our Zombie English Teacher with a Lawn Mower in the afternoon.

Ah to reminisce about those zombie-killing days.....

My plan (since it has worked to this point) has been such:

1) Get to the nearest army base
2) Grab guns, ammo, military-grade non perishable foods, and a tank from said base.
3) Build/grab a suit of armor so that the z-teeth cant get to the fleshy bits
4) Make beeline for the Cheyenne Mountain complex.

Hopefully, if more people do this than last time then I won't have to repopulate the earth the hard way again

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

1. Run away from big population centers and find the smallest town with a mall in it, or if i can't run, get to that mall.

2. After getting in if I can, get the people to first block off all forms of entrances, car ports, everything, with all the furnature and crap they can get there hands on.

3. Next, turn on every sink, shower, toilet, or source of water, and recharging every battery since eletircity and water will last only a few days, so we would need to collect as much as possible.

4. Once the power and water runs out, have everybody gather all the stuff from the ground floor, and put it onto the second or higher floors. Destory all but one stairway/esculator to the bottom floor, leaving the one easily blocked off one just incase we have to go downstairs.

5. Find out how to mix cement from anybody with an engineering degree, then use it to cement off the entrances. No zombie is getting through a wall. Use a window and an attractable ladder if we ever need to get outside.

6. Put gardens on the roof for an sustanable food source, with solar panels for power if the mall has any.

7. Survive till the zombies die out, if they can.

 

[Ithera]

1: Stock up before said apocalypse.
2: barricade door
3: Wait.
4: Survive and ride out in style/die a slow slow slow slow starvation death/grow desperate and get caught in the street/Get shot by military extermination squad

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

Aquire a revolver.
Load revolver.
Write suicide note.
Aim revolver at brain.
Grip revolver.
Pray.
Squeeze trigger.

 

[etherlance]

1. Go to a gym
2. Work my arse off in the treadmill
3. Find a group of survivors
4. Wait for a zombie attack
5. Laugh to myself over my own joke as I remind these guys over and over that I don't need to outrun the zombies....
....I just need to outrun them!!

6. Become so distracted by my ego that I run into a group of zombies and get ripped apart whilst screaming:
"I HOPE I GIVE YOU ALL THE SHITS!!!"

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

1. Get Sex change
2. Move to London
3. Perfect an annoying British accent
4. Build a series of complex Tunnels all over London and set up shops at random exits in said tunnel.
5. Get a radio and learn the local military frequency
5. Call zombie killing squads and sell guns to zombie killing squads.
6. GET MUNNY!

EDIT: Or I'll just start the whole thing and become THE ZOMBIE PATRIARCH!

thats a killing floor reference. +10 cookies 4 me.

anyways since im movin to a fairly small town (5000 people) next year, i would get my M4s shotguns and glocks, call up my friends and family, Tell them to bring supplies, and hole up in my basement. after a few weeks i would go on a scouting mission to the nearest big town, which is about 30 minutes away. Then, assuming cell phones still worked, I would report what was going on to everyone, and if the amount of zombies was too high, i would head home and stay for a few more weeks. If there wasnt too many, I would tell everyone to come down and we would fortify whatever stronghold that we saw fit.