Zombies/aliens/terrorists attack..what's in the same room as you which you can defend yourself with?

[silentsentinel]

Ummm... I have a couple of pairs of scissors, a lamp, and an umbrella...

I'm in a college dorm room, so I ain't got much. I do have a nice set of knives in the connected kitchen, though.

 

[Wordslinger]

A vacuum cleaner, and a wooden sword... So yeah, I think I'll be fine.

 

[Burningsok]

I'll use my computer monitor and keyboard. I need new ones anyway.

 

[ddon]

Two rusty katana. If they were sharp I would have a lot better of a chance. I also have a poisonous plant that I could shove down their throat if they have the right biology.

 

[Vicarious Vangaurd]

Lets see I'm in the living room, but no more than 15 ft away I could grab one of three shotguns, an R700 or a .22 Ruger. All of them have plenty of ammo.

 

[Angus565]

A guitar, a pocket knife,and I guess I could use my can of Axe as some kind of pepper spray.
Oh and there is a shotgun in the room across the hall, so I could run across the hallway and hit anything that comes at me with a guitar.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

lots of wooden swords and a very sharp spear made out of a sharpened wooden broom stick. im fucked

 

[MakeLoveNotWar]

I'm screwed.. All I have is my LCD Tv, my glass table, the laptop I'm using right now to type this, and 3 lemons.. May you all have more luck than me.

 

[Count Igor]

A lamp.

And lego.

And metal stuff.

You do it like this...

Cut open the wire of the lamp, with it still plugged in, tie it around the metal stuff, all in a big heap.
Then put the lego down everywhere around it.
Terrorist walks in screaming stuff about Allah etc. He steps on the lego, he's in pain, and so tries to get away. He then jumps onto the big pile of metal with A BAJILLION VOLTS RUNNING THROUGH IT!!11!!!eleven! So he burns.

Now he is deader then dead. And with lego stuck to his feet.

 

[Mstrswrd]

One of my many, many knives... or my (small) tool set (hammer, small saw), or my (metal) bat (I don't play baseball, so take one guess why I keep a metal bat in my room), or one of the many other things I keep specifically for this.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

My fists and other parts of my body, the room itself, every object that's in the room.

 

[bluefiresword]

A EX-German entrenchment tool..... And that's it. Oh tell a lie, I also have a airsoft gun..... Yeah I'm so dead. (Stupid uk weapons laws, Always protecting us and keeping us safe RARR)

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

There are lots of household objects that can be used as melee weapons.

Let's see...
-Chair
-Table
-Lamp
-Window shutters
...much much more...

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

ummm, in this room, some heavy, boring books, some pens, a table lamp with a hard metal bottom.

 

[Jodah]

I have a hatchet/skinning knife combination that I use for hunting on a shelf. I would just have to fight to the next room as well to get several guns.

 

[Dastardly]

In this room, I have the following on the wall:

2 broadswords
1 scottish claymore
1 scimitar
1 three-headed mace
2 katanas
1 t'ai chi sword
2 double-sided blade weapons
2 French-style rapiers
1 replica blunderbuss

The blunderbuss is purely ornamental and non-functional. Everything else is sharp, clean, and usable. Other than that, I have the furniture.

 

[Rakkana]

PUNJI STICKS!

 

[The Grim Ace]

A fireplace poker and a rifle, an antique one that probably doesn't work, but a rifle.