Zombies: Are they real or am I losing my mind?

[brodie21]

given how many zombies i saw driving i would say that.... dammit i cant think of anything clever....

 

[InGrindWeTrust]

Rifle + rooftop = win. Zombies can't climb (so I'm told), so get on the roof with sleeping gear, ammo, a gun and a surgical mask (in case of pathogens or whatever) and you should be ok, apocaylpse-wise...

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Rifle - Check.
Pistol - Check.
Ipod (Complete with Bob Marley & Glen Miller)- Check.

I'm all set.

Come on you Dumb apes......want Breakfast? You gotta CATCH it!

 

[Nouw]

You're taking the zombie thing too seriously though. Drunk/Ill/BrainDead people can increase your superstitions. Too much Movies, books and games good sir.

/Serious

"Kill all sons of btiches!"

Anyone read that Cracked article about how the zombie apocalypse wouldn't succeed?

 

[Roamin11]

so it finally came. *loads shotgun*

I just wanna tell you guys......I love you all!
COWABUNGA!!! ZOMBIE BITCHES!

Hold on! *graps a sword*

Wait for me!!!

Wait for me too!! *grabs home made explosives*

GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MikailCaboose]

Yes, now it's time for me to test Sarge's Zombie Apocalypse plan.
Now where's Griff...

 

[REAPER5594]

oh crap. what is your appox. location. state, city, not actuall adress, but general area, I need to know how long I have to stock up.
in the immortal words of Alpha-5 "AAIIYIIYIIYIIYIIYIIIYII!!!"

 

[Dupeo]

Whether they are actually reanimated corpses or just stupid people who would've died in a pre-industrial society, they still need to be exterminated. It's natural selection. The population boom of the 20th century is a result of people who should've died surviving. This class of people I categorize as "oxygen thieves." I'm not going to lead the extermination. I'll just be patient and I think the next plague/world war will take care of it for us.

 

[Wildcard5]

There is never a bad time to start hoarding!

 

[Antari]

Were you on any heavy medication at the time? Were cars going slowly as well?

 

[Killercheesepuff]

Well If its real I'll hear about it loooong before it gets down here. GL though.

 

[shwnbob]

I thought we had until 2012? Craaaaaaaap. I don't have any weapon's yet.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I've been told there's a town near my location in which half the residents are mostly inebriated from one drug or another virtually year-round, perhaps there are other such places?

Anyway, I wouldn't worry about zombies too much. As far as I can tell, they're scientifically impossible, and, science being the only method most modern men accept as "possible," I think the walking dead most likely would be the least of our worries were they to spring up, followed by horns and hellfire, if you get my meaning.

 

[silver wolf009]

Good lord, the hour is upon us... begin the escape plan. This is the moment we have been preparing for my friends, good luck to you all.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Zombies(and the apocolypse that is thought to come with them) are sadly only a fantasy of gamers, movie lovers, and or social outcasts. So all in all I'd say your just being abit paranoid. Now if you had seen said bloody mouthed fellow bite into the neck of your cheerful old lady next door neighbor then I'd say by all means load up your guns and initiate your zombie plan

 

[Danman1]

OK, so yesterday I was at a friend's house, and on my way home, I saw a few...odd things. My neighbor, usually a live wire, was acting very slow, and he was bleeding a little bit from the corner of his mouth. I know he could have been in need of dire medical attention, but I just ran home. This morning, I saw a few people who were in a very catatonic state, and they were shuffling listlessly through the street. Some of them looked drunk, which wouldn't surprise me, but one or two of them(there were about 5) looked completely gone. Their faces were just kind of...still. If you've ever been to a funeral you know what I mean. It was eerie, and I'm wondering, is it all situational, or is it time to hoard supplies and ammo?

Sounds like you're just horribly bored with your life and want you some zombies to shoot. Be patient, my friend. Soon the time will come. And you will know. Don't go blindly shooting spaced out people in the face...or chainsawing them in the face. Or metal baseball batting them in the face. Or any number of activities that involve joyously smashing faces. *puts down banjo* must. resist.

 

[Bigsmith]

time to round up my ammo.
Wait....I'm an English City guy.....I'm fucked

Pretty much with you there mate. If england gets attacked by zombies we're gonna have to do it shawn of the dead stile. WITH CRIKETS BATS.

OT: I think you've even watched to many zombie movies or over reacting. Either way it's better to stock up now then wait until it actualy happens.

 

[Bigsmith]

so it finally came. *loads shotgun*

I just wanna tell you guys......I love you all!
COWABUNGA!!! ZOMBIE BITCHES!

Hold on! *graps a sword*

Wait for me!!!

Wait for me too!! *grabs home made explosives*

GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT ABOUT ME, pulls up in fully fueled car... WITH CD PLAYER :O.

 

[dampab]

Just do what any rational, level headed person would do. Go to a mall, wait 3 days for the military to come and kill the fun, and pass the time beating the crap out of insane survivors with increasingly strange personalities. Dont forget to snap some photos while screaming FANTASTIC. Works out perfectly for all parties involved.

Oh...wait..