Zombies have invaded your hometown

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Hawkeye16

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Imagine this: Your the president of the USA, and you have just found out that your hometown has been overrun by zombies (fast or slow, your choice). What do you do?


EDIT: in before: nuke the site from orbit.
 

The Austin

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I cover the story up, fake my own death, throw on a pair of aviators and go on a zombie killing spree with my rag-tag team of rebels.
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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I give the zombies 1000 human sacrifices to appease them and stop them from eating my brains.
Live and let live, zombie love rules
 

Marter

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I would end up dead. I would have appointed someone to take over for me upon my death.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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I send any and all prisoners to the front lines to be eaten by the zombies while a team of trained snipers take out the horde.
 

manythings

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Nuking isn't an option? I'm pretty sure you might not be allowed to make any decisions since based on the situation your judgement will be compromised. Chances are you will take bad risks just to save your family and people you knew.

That being said one town = contain, purge, burn the corpses and sweep for survivors.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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There is only one thing to do.
Crack out the Flammenwerfers. Zombies find it hard to move when they are composed mostly of ashes.
Fire-bomb everything.
Of course, do some fly-overs in choppers to search for survivors. Do what you can to save them.
Then flame everything.
 

mrm5561

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get in a tree stand with a box of cheez its, case of beer, and a shotgun. bring it on
 

Buleet

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get evaq's going checking extensivly for any wounds or blood.then warn the nation and send the miltary after them.i will also stop any travellling to other countries.then give the population general survival pointers on how to survive if attacked.and make a hotline.and then eat a pizza or something.

yeah im quite prepared i think.
 
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ah... peace treaty??? How about talks??? no ? ok...

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Fire doesn't work on zombies you say? Oh I see. Ah ha - flesh eating fireballs? Ok....

Can they climb? No? Excellent. Everyone - build a tree house. Someone get me in a plane and on an aircraft carrier.

Lets ride this one out.

((Nice to see zombie threads again... ignore the haters, zombie threads ROOOCK!!!))
 

Kiefer13

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Order in the military to seal off the entire area and erect a perimeter with checkpoints, checking fleeing survivors for bites and then letting them go on their way if they check out fine. Perhaps set up a area where they can be kept under quarantine for several days just to be sure. Send in special forces with helicopter support to rescue any survivors they can, then a full thorough systematic sweep of the town with mechanised infantry and helicopter gunships. All infantry would be armed with combinations of battle rifles such as the M14 and automatic shotguns rather than standard assault rifles.

While quick and easy, resorting to bombing would not guarantee the eradication of all zombies, and cause unnecessary collateral damage.
 

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Do a strict saturation bombing campign on the town turn it into a smokeing crater.
 

Crudler

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Seems quite an obvious situation.

Send in the Army/National Guard. Cordon off the area, then quarantine.
Dispatch the foul beasts with carefully planned strikes.
Quarantine every single survivor, inspect the zombie corpses in a secure facility on site.
Keep a large military presence near the town for a long time.
Investigate the source of the outbreak.
Set up a special anti-zombie agency.

Oh and there would be no cover up, just extensive proof that it has been dealt with properly.
Let people know that it is a real possibility.

Sorted.
 

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Get a load of helicopters fitted with mini-guns to hose down anything that moves, then quarantine the area. Then send in a team of Highly trained close quarters soldiers (With shot guns =]) and search every house, dark corner ect.
But that never going to happen so... =]
 

Daverson

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I for one, welcome our new decaying overlords.

Seriously though, (to the extent such a question allows anyway), I'd send in the National Guard. It's kinda their job to deal with this sort of stuff, and they've got guns and tanks, which tend to be pretty effective against zombies.

Either that, or go in single handedly, because I'd have to be one of those action presidents, you know, like John Kennedy or Teddy Roosevelt.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Saint Psycho said:
Who said we'd let them close enough to eat us while on fire?
Besides, once they are covered in burning fuel, they'll find it quite difficult to move, or sense anything.
Just think, they're already dead and a bit dry. Add copious amounts of heat, their muscles will shrivel up. Their eyes will become useless. They'll collapse and turn to ash, just like everything else.
 

Totenkopf

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Parachute in and bring my mg42 (with enough bullets) and battleaxe with me.
I mean, what will they do, bite me? I'm made of metal, I don't care. I just slash them with bullets and axe 'em up.