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spartan231490

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I'm not the president. so, i raise my town against the monsters and save half the population or more. Trust me, in my home town, it's easy, i have the plan already saved on my hardrive.
 

spartan231490

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Mischiviktus said:
There's plenty of online zombie strategy guides to look up. Also shooting a zombie in the heart kills them too, last I checked the heart pumps the blood, and reanimation takes a corpse and makes everything work again. Big ol' frickin' article about it (I really wish I could find it, fun reading (contains info about mind controlling wasps, plants and fungus, as well as stuff about how it causes insects to kill themselves and etc)), basically said a shot to the heart is as effective as a head shot, as destroying the heart prevents the blood to be pumped, this re-killing it.
Beyond the blatant disregard for every zombie movie and/or myth i've ever heard of and loved. 90% of those online strategy guides arent that good. I've looked at most of them and half of them or more have at least one really stupid suggestion in them. My personal favorite being to fortify the second story of a house or even a large public building like a mall. Why? If you can leave the place your at and travel safely, gtfo of anyplace that ever had more than 10 people living there, animals are easier to kill than zombies, and if u do it right, you'll never run out of food.
 

polarizebeta

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Mischiviktus, you are incorrect. Zombies do not have blood, per se. rather what was once blood is now more of a muddy substance and does not need to be pumped. Only removing the head or otherwise destroying the brain will kill a zombie. Also, watch out around the heads, b/c they are still animated and will bite at anything they can. Your best bet is to find a structure that is familiar to you outside of populous zones (i.e. major cities and towns) go upstairs and remove said stairs. If you can fill the bathtub and sink with water as you do not know when this will be flowing again. Only travel when absolutely necessary and do so during the day.
 

Sniper Team 4

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YES! Prepare for awesomeness. Make sure everyone in the military strike teams has seen plenty of zombie moves so they know what to do. Then, go in and purge the infection, saving as many people as possible. I would personally lead the charge, as I have always wanted to do this. And it can be done, as anyone who's seen Shawn of the Dead knows.
 

Lazy Kitty

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I get in my shuttle and go to my space-station.
There I push the red button and destroy the planet.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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Send in the military.

Someone probably has suggested that already, but I read a few posts in and it wasn't there up to the point I read. Are people forgetting that the president has that authority?
 

Broady Brio

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Sniper rifle? Check.
Vantage point at a boredered up lighthouse? Check.
My laptop + charger? Check.
Solid Snake's bandanna? Check.

I. Am. Sorted.
 

Kris015

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Mischiviktus said:
There's plenty of online zombie strategy guides to look up. Also shooting a zombie in the heart kills them too, last I checked the heart pumps the blood, and reanimation takes a corpse and makes everything work again. Big ol' frickin' article about it (I really wish I could find it, fun reading (contains info about mind controlling wasps, plants and fungus, as well as stuff about how it causes insects to kill themselves and etc)), basically said a shot to the heart is as effective as a head shot, as destroying the heart prevents the blood to be pumped, this re-killing it.
Dude.. You MUST find it!
 

The Austin

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theironbat46 said:
The Austin said:
I cover the story up, fake my own death, throw on a pair of aviators and go on a zombie killing spree with my rag-tag team of rebels.
Rebels for what!
REBELS AGAINST THE SYSTEM, MAN!

FIGHT THE POWER!
 

Lamppenkeyboard

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I would seal off the area completely, having checkpoints set up with quarantines for survivors to wait in, just to be sure about their lack of infection.

From these checkpoints I would send in volunteer units of special forces personnel combined with willing survivors (as guides) who would function to search for other survivors, and to cull the population of zombies layer by layer, so that the checkpoints can be moved inward street by street, making the perimeter around ground zero smaller and smaller until it was possible to move in a full operation to sterilize every last bit of the still infested area, either with a large yet organized, handpicked number of infantrymen, or just by bombing the remaining area, should such an action be more plausible then the above mentioned plan.
 

Iznat

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Let the zombies kill everyone in my home town, THEN do something about it. I still live here, and it's a fucking dump. I hate it, and everyone here. No joke.
Comparative poverty fucking sucks, lmao.
 

Mr.Gompers

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Treblaine said:
Hawkeye16 said:
Imagine this: Your the president of the USA, and you have just found out that your hometown has been overrun by zombies (fast or slow, your choice). What do you do?


EDIT: in before: nuke the site from orbit.
Call DARPA and tell them to get to work double time on a nerve gas that directly destroys the brain. America's military-industrial complex is absolutely PHENOMENAL. It is extraordinary how quickly they can develop, test an deploy new weapons. They should figure out how to make gas weapons within about 10 days. Look at how quickly they have developed other weapons like the bunker buster of the 1st Gulf War or the Thermobaric grenade for the US-Afghan war.

Air drop hundreds of gas masks and chem suits that residents can use to protect themselves from infection (if airborne) and warn them that a gas attack is coming.

Once the town and surrounding area has been thoroughly gassed, move in to extract any survivors with special forces air dropped to precise points to rally up survivors to specific extraction points to be picked up by helicopter.

Once all the civilians are evacuated, then systematically firebomb the entire area, set fire to the forests, dam or divert the rivers upstream, have helicopters fly over with incendiary ammunition to incinerate everything they don't like the look of from the air. Great thing about everything burning is that it removes most places to hide, no buildings, no trees, no bushes. Just caves. Reinforced structures that don't collapse in fire should be destroyed with JDAMs.

Above all, a "scorched earth" policy destroys all food and water supplies, so then I'd lock the entire region up TIGHT. Surround the entire area with the most trigger happy rednecks who'll shoot anything that comes near, but don't go in yet. Even firebombing and gassing will not kill all of them though the smartest/toughest that do survive will not last long with no food or water, nothing but dry river beds and ash. Treat it like a quarantine, let the virus "burn out" then move in after 40 days to clear up the mess.
I like this guys idea. Its smart, and very complete, although you may have to wait more than 40 days for the zeds to die of.
 

capin Rob

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Order in the Army to do sweeps and kill zombies, Slow zombies, becaue

Slow zombie = Dead zombie.
 

DocBalance

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Hawkeye16 said:
Imagine this: Your the president of the USA, and you have just found out that your hometown has been overrun by zombies (fast or slow, your choice). What do you do?


EDIT: in before: nuke the site from orbit.
Need more info. Is this a wide-spread outbreak, or just isolated in my home town? Are we talking virus zombies, supernatural zombies, radioactive zombies, what? Is there still time to isolate the virus, or are people fleeing the site?