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Oh, in that case I would choose a zombie from left 4 dead, but in a silent hill type horror game. You would always be afraid that you would get blown up by a redneck or college girl, and it would be awesome (versus mode does not count because it is not like silent hill)!

The adoring fa- oh wait... My second choice would be... TINGLE! Just to see how the world would react. Maybe there would be a nuclear war! Yes, I am evil. Edit: It has been pointed out that there is a game built around Tingle.

New Vegas: So many graphical glitches... Oblivion: STOP! You have violated the law. How do you report me to the guards when you are dead, and all of the witnesses have been stabbed? Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake has no dialogue other than "X?" X stands for anything mentioned in the last sentence...

Okay, so this would destroy all of the video game shows on youtube and a lot of what we have on the Escapist, Movie Bob would lose his job reviewing movies and talking about random crap, Unskippable would die, and the only way you could make reviews would be if the company said so, so a company...

I am biased towards Daft Punk avatars. Guess why. Also, I find all pony avatars awesome. I only hate an avatar if it is a troll face.

Listen, everybody who ever said "Video games cause violence, and theft, and organized crime, and refusal to eat vegetables, etc." Do you remember when people blamed television, or rap, or oddly shaped rocks for all of the things that the youth was doing? If so, you probably remember thinking...

I don't know if this is really a game mechanic, but grind. I can never get into mmorpgs because having to kill the same enemy fifty times, then having to kill a palette swap one hundred times to be able to kill the boss monster and frustrates me. Another mechanic I despise is nearly the...

Health potions probably taste like cough syrup. It is basically medicine, so that's what I assume it would taste like. I've been playing more Oblivion recently and the amount of mana you start out with is determined by your intelligence stat, so I imagine it would taste like science textbooks...

From now on, everything must be done for the lulz. NO EXCEPTIONS!

People who not only refuse to accept that they are wrong, but use circular reasoning and ignore any argument against their opinion. Oh yeah, and also when people use the word "gay" as an insult. It annoys me to no end. The problem is, whenever I ask someone to stop, they usually reply that...

My favorite game at the moment is a tie between Persona, and The World Ends With You, but if I had to choose one series and one alone, I'd pick Fallout. Huge open worlds and the Karma system would mean I'd never get bored.

It would be fine if you were given money by your parents, but since you never got any money from them, yeah it's stupid.

*Groans* I was expecting someone to take photos of ZP and record his voice over it, but this is terrible... Hopefully The Escapist takes it down.

Anonymous wouldn't shut down the internet. They NEED the internet to communicate amongst themselves and release statements to the press. Why shut down their own base of operations? That's like the U.S nuking D.C. BTW, can you link where you heard about this?