Recent content by Asylumrunner

God of the Rain and Nachos. Why? So that when I am displeased, there is a fiery rain of Nacho Cheese that destroys the countryside

I felt VERY bad at the end of Bioshock 2. I harvested and murdered EVERYONE, with the expectation that I would get a slap on the wrist and a harsh tone. I first felt bad when she got all that Adam to boil away the water, including me. Then the ending occurred....

I'm bringing two random guys to the field, since all the good ones have been mentioned. Obvious is Lionwhyte from Brutal Legend. He flies on his hair and screams his name in rage. He's a loser, but he's so much of a loser that it's great. The second is that frog thingy from Devil May Cry 4...

Assassin's Creed 3's final mission: sneaking up on the Sun as it's doing Sun stuff. But the catch? You don't have a hidden blade, you have hidden Ion Cannons in the wrists of your Ezio shaped spaceship.

My tag is AsylumRunner8. Pretty simple right? WRONG. As-lee-um Runner is something I hear all the time. It's ASYLUM. A-SIGH-LUM. IT'S A THREE SYLLABLE WORD FOR GOD'S SAKE. You know the world sucks when your name is mispronounced by, ahem, xXM4h3mXx. WTF!

Borderlands. Want to play it, but Mass Effect 2 and Bioshock 2 drained my wallet, and then there's Bad Company 2, and......Christ

Dante from Devil May Cry 4 Nick from L4D2 Cap'n Shephard from Mass Effect 2

Top 5: Geth Combine Tanks in L4D Tainted Coil in Brutal Legend Elites. 'Nuff Said.

Jacobo de Pazzi Gotta love the name. His story is the most boring of all the targets though

Zombie bear with chainsaws for arms and laser vision. Oh no, Tank! Oh no, the BEARPOCALYPSE!

Forge me a sword infused with the blood and tears of my enemies. Then make a sandwich. Make Tim Schafer my Noble Advisor. Begin a worldwide tournament of various countries combating each other in full-scale wars for my amusement. Cross the lands with my armies of the God Emperor

Sorry to break it to you, but AC 2.5 is another crappy hand-held spin-off. This will be a full-priced DS game.

I really don't care that people swore in the beginning. From a design standpoint, people wouldn't be using the nicest of language in tense situations. "I say, I believe they gents are trying to separate us from our lives." "Well, tallyho!" Okay, it doesn't need to be that formal, but it makes...

Helmeted Alien Hunter Likes Owning Oppresive Dudes Silently and Tactically

I'm gonna take a wild guess to the characters.....ummmm. -A black guy (Louis and Coach) -A college-age girl who dies fast (Zoey and Rochelle) -A criminal who hates things (Nick and Francis) -A social stereotype (Bill and Ellis)