If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

[Nyimen]

God of Cats.

So I don't have to answer any annoying prayers. Just simple stuff like 'Feed Me', 'Smite this human' and stuff like that.

No mystical 'Who am I gibberish' Cat's have it all figured out.

 

[King Leoric]

God of forks.

I people fail to worship me, I will send them back to the dark ages!

(The western world anyway).

 

[Above]

God of epic gods

 

[StrangerQ]

That is pretty easy question...
God of Madness...
and by the way you may start refering me as sheogorath...

CHEESE FOR EVERY ONE!

 

[Asturiel]

What do you think?

God of godamn pants!

 

[JoshGod]

god of orgasm

you coud really mess people up

 

[HaloHappy]

God of Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. FEAR ME OR I SHALL STICK PEANUT BUTTER ON THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH!

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE

....and games

 

[Angus565]

Oh that's easy, God of Sarcastic Assholes. That relates to me in real life too.
say while someone is warshipping me,
"Hey who you warshipping?"
(sarcasm) "The god of cleaning products" (sarcasm)
"No need to be an asshole about it..."
"Actually I do"

 

[Cookiegerard]

The God of the assassins

 

[Zorg Machine]

god of mispeling.

or god of reality... and yes, yes I would abuse my powers.

 

[fleischwolke]

god of missed sleep

 

[Beastialman]

God of irritation.

 

[Junkle]

God of pirates.

Pretty much just because this would be my theme song.
http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

Also, god of ninjas. Being those two would be the most awesome thing ever.

 

[SextusMaximus]

The God of pinging, so I could do a successful DoS attack on any site I want. (Escapist would be spared).

 

[Asylumrunner]

God of the Rain and Nachos.
Why?
So that when I am displeased, there is a fiery rain of Nacho Cheese that destroys the countryside

 

[Vergast]

God of Athiests.
That'll screw 'em!
hahaha...
i need to get a life....

 

[ScroogeMcDuck]

I would be the god of overcooked noodles

 

[Zap Happy]

God of Pies.

That way, I would get to say I'm a god, but not be important enough to get prayers. Plus I get all the pies I want.