Recent content by Aytasammich(theoriginal)

Man, I'm totally fap. I should dip out, just after I've checked out that lush chili. Teehee, I'm a teenager.

Unfortunately, I cannot vote, for although I know I am more intelligent than most of the people at my school (perhaps even in this area) I do live in AWWWW-Straulia. I'm comparing myself to Eshays, so...

psh. Psi ops, o'course. I mean, TBC, right?

Ghost Rider- a game that took God of War, cut out all of the good bits, added in an arbitrary motorbike section and then charged me $70 for the right to play it.

Because I was a tad...uh, distracted...during years 7-9, I am stuck in the mixed classes instead of the top. So I have a curious situation, wherin I will submit various assignments, get marks that fit in with the top class, and then we all sit down and watch The Castle instead of reading...

Well, fear not, my friends. One day soon, when the Next Big Thing has come out, gaming won't be 'cool' anymore. We'll be left with the real gamers, and the media will choose a new, more relevant and hip, scapegoat. It's just taking a while, is all...

About...threeish?? I'unno. My impoverished little family managed to find a nice, cheap SNES. On it, I did play super mario world and street fighter until my hands would shake...but it was a good pain. So about since... '96 or so.

Morrowind. It taught me that gaming had a chance, and that perhaps, just perhaps, one day good games would be the norm.

Cyrodil. "Oh, look at this- a pretty, wooden spoon has fallen on the ground due to magical gravity physics. Here you go, fine sir, I'll pick it up for-" "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! PAY THE FINE OR GO TO JAIL!" "What? Man, I'm sorry, I was jus-" "THAT'S WHAT I HOPED YOU'D SAY!"

My children (Supposing I don't choose to forget the 'Open Front Door' attack in favor of Hyperbeam, and as such fail to create them) will consider gaming to be the natural family communication medium. That way, as babies I can play while they are asleep, and when they get older, I can play with...

"A bomb!"-JCDenton. Come on, you guys, that should have been first.

As the majority of parents would do, I would first praise this hypothetical person for actually telling me this (Something I certainly wouldn't be able to do), and then ensure that he/she knows that I will love regardless of etc etc. Also, to that one guy- Don't be silly, romantic love doesn't...

Art of theft, of course.

Well... Not sure if I still count as a console gamer. I mean, I have been most of my life (Loved me some street fighter on SNES) But I definitely prefer playing on PC. At least with the mouse I get a few shots in, with its nice and steady aiming. That said, a few more console exclusives and I...

So with the infinite potential afforded by this new capability, we waste it on sexuality? (Noting that I'd imagine such a screen would be frowned upon) Man, I'd find any and all genes relating to: Body type, intellect, senses- even wings if possible. And then I'd mesh them together and make...