Parents get a lesson on lingo
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Yo, after I holla at that fap chili I'm gonna cyberloaf before I gronk out.
I feel like fap chili is both the worst and the greatest thing I have ever written.
"Moo" means bored? Who the hell would want to turn the sound of a cow into something with meaning? Why not use a duck? Quack could mean bored...
And Skag means ugly woman? I'll never look at Borderlands the same way again...
You know what, I'm going to make my own list of what those words actually mean, since only a few of them are actual slang used by actual people.
Here is just the first column, to give them an idea of how much they got wrong. I'll do the rest if asked.
And Skag means ugly woman? I'll never look at Borderlands the same way again...
You know what, I'm going to make my own list of what those words actually mean, since only a few of them are actual slang used by actual people.
Here is just the first column, to give them an idea of how much they got wrong. I'll do the rest if asked.
Chedder = Cheese
Cheezing = To run away, i.e. "Cheezing it." See Bender on Futurama for reference
Chili = Food
Chillax = Another way of saying "chill" and "relax." Same meaning as "relax"
Chomper = Nickname to someone who bites his/her enemies. Or a good name for a crocodile.
Coolth = Old English way of saying "cool." i.e. "Thou art coolth." Or something.
Coupledom = Not used by teenagers, probably because no one has heard of it until now.
Crunk = Smoking Weed to get high, then drinking to get drund. "Chronic Drunk." Unless "Lord Krunk" of these forums has a better definition...
Cyberloafing = Acting lazy on the internet, like "Cybering" is having sex on the internet.
Dang = Another way of saying "Damn." Can be used in all instances of "Damn." Same meaning as "Damn."
Defriend = To remove someone from facebook/Xbox Live/PSN/Steam/any online space.
Dip out = To leave somewhere. Don't need "out." "Dip" on its own would suffice.
Dis = To disrespect someone. Obvious meaning. Pretty sure it was around during parent's generation.
Dogger = Refered to someone who keeps dogs. Not slang for police. Correct slang for police is "popo." Or "The Force" if you watched Mallrats
Durri = Not used by teenagers, since it is most likely first used for this paper. Sounds Australian for some reason.
E-class = Really horrable class. "A-class" is the best, "E-class" is one of the worst. i.e. He has "A-class" living, where she has "E-class" living.
Fap = Origionally was flap, just misspeled.
Fetch = To go get. Or could be a game played with a dog.
Flamed = Used on the internet to describe someone who just got insulted by fanboys/fangirls.
Foo = Used by Mr. T to describe a fool. Never used in a serious way.
Cheezing = To run away, i.e. "Cheezing it." See Bender on Futurama for reference
Chili = Food
Chillax = Another way of saying "chill" and "relax." Same meaning as "relax"
Chomper = Nickname to someone who bites his/her enemies. Or a good name for a crocodile.
Coolth = Old English way of saying "cool." i.e. "Thou art coolth." Or something.
Coupledom = Not used by teenagers, probably because no one has heard of it until now.
Crunk = Smoking Weed to get high, then drinking to get drund. "Chronic Drunk." Unless "Lord Krunk" of these forums has a better definition...
Cyberloafing = Acting lazy on the internet, like "Cybering" is having sex on the internet.
Dang = Another way of saying "Damn." Can be used in all instances of "Damn." Same meaning as "Damn."
Defriend = To remove someone from facebook/Xbox Live/PSN/Steam/any online space.
Dip out = To leave somewhere. Don't need "out." "Dip" on its own would suffice.
Dis = To disrespect someone. Obvious meaning. Pretty sure it was around during parent's generation.
Dogger = Refered to someone who keeps dogs. Not slang for police. Correct slang for police is "popo." Or "The Force" if you watched Mallrats
Durri = Not used by teenagers, since it is most likely first used for this paper. Sounds Australian for some reason.
E-class = Really horrable class. "A-class" is the best, "E-class" is one of the worst. i.e. He has "A-class" living, where she has "E-class" living.
Fap = Origionally was flap, just misspeled.
Fetch = To go get. Or could be a game played with a dog.
Flamed = Used on the internet to describe someone who just got insulted by fanboys/fangirls.
Foo = Used by Mr. T to describe a fool. Never used in a serious way.
I agree with this droog, sadly teens these days won't be able to comprehend the greatness that is Nadsat.Orange_Clockwork said:
It's a bit off. I'd advise them to research some more, but there's nothing more depressing than an adult approaching a group of hooded youths and cheerfully calling "Fancy a chat?".
Your post matches your avatar.Kiwibloke said:
Cool!
OT, these people are just fucking stupid. You really want to know what this lingo means? You [i/]really[/i] want to know?
Just go to Urban Dictionary instead of using a fucking news paper. Then you can get the really interesting stuff like the definitions of...well...just go and you'll see.
Man, I'm totally fap. I should dip out, just after I've checked out that lush chili.
Teehee, I'm a teenager.
Teehee, I'm a teenager.
half of those expressions are easily learned from watching starsky and hutch (the series not that joke of a movie) and juuuust a little outdated, inaccurate, and sad, although funny, not haha funny, more like your uncle funny, you know the one with the pull my finger...
my brains hurt
parents: dont use those expressions unless u want ur kids to believe u r retarded: use military jargin: never goes out of style.
my brains hurt
parents: dont use those expressions unless u want ur kids to believe u r retarded: use military jargin: never goes out of style.
uh huh, iv only seen a few of those words used and pretty much always located solely on the internet, while i know being a weegie in scotland we hav it certain slang, it seems alot more functional and has been around for years, funny seeing an 80 year old man be able to swear down a group of neds with words even they havent used before, i swore i saw a few after making sure to remember some of them 
but we dont use any like in that article, most of it looks like wot youd find those kids who try to act cool say :S
but we dont use any like in that article, most of it looks like wot youd find those kids who try to act cool say :SWhich brings me to my important question... What generation is someone born in '90? '95?Unreal9000 said:
I don't get where the division of generations are...
Maybe its because i come from a more respectable area, but i have never heard anyone say any of those things
I thought a dogger was someone who has sex with strangers in the back of cars. The author appears to have got that confused with "policeman", easy mistake I suppose.
Here's the website the article said they got all this from;
http://www.gotateenager.org.uk/default.aspx?page=jargonbuster
Here's the website the article said they got all this from;
http://www.gotateenager.org.uk/default.aspx?page=jargonbuster
Its so funny seeing old people try to decipher our language as if teens are a diferent species.
Kid: "LOL ong that was so fo shiizle kawaii!"
Adult: "What you say kid? I don't understand this moonspeak!"
My own creation should be there, Frenchhorn: when you kiss and anally fist your partner at the same time. Everyone will be using it in no time!
Kid: "LOL ong that was so fo shiizle kawaii!"
Adult: "What you say kid? I don't understand this moonspeak!"
My own creation should be there, Frenchhorn: when you kiss and anally fist your partner at the same time. Everyone will be using it in no time!
*facepalm*
this equals fail.
around where i live, those words are not even said...
wow... i have heard some of them though
this equals fail.
around where i live, those words are not even said...
wow... i have heard some of them though
Wow... that's pretty dated. Although looking at a couple of the words it sounds like some East London slang...