Parents get a lesson on lingo

[Neosage]

Brb guys, I am gonna make some uber cheddar, maybe get some ice too. Hopefully I don't meet any doggers if I do I'll just offer him a durri or possibly get fapped with him.

 

[Dys]

That article is a riot.

But it leaves me curious, does anyone actually still say "rents"?

I've been known to (though usually it's restricted to when typing, IE: "I'll see you tuesday if the 'rents don't give me shit" to a friend over xfire)

Fap has a different meaning down under.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

For some reason I just can't walk past this:

http://thosearentmuskets.com/sketches/timetravel.php

How long till 'Internet' becomes a language?

 

[Jedamethis]

Where the hell did they get this?
Who'd they ask?

 

[Labyrinth]

Poke me for being old though, and you get poked back for being young

Bring it on, old man.

I would say that a lot of surveys done from 'the Youth' aren't fact checked because it's less time consuming. They're either tamer to sooth the parental population (ie. taken directly from what most kids living at home say) or written to scare the hell out of them about the Juvenile Delinquents who are going to trash their house, smoke pot on their lawn and pervert their innocent, saintly daughter. Shock sells.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I just hope that you refrain from using such language in any conversations barring maybe this one.

I try to match my language to the background of the person I'm speaking to, unless I specifically want it to grate.

I know a lot of people way older than me who understand "youf"-speak though. Usually it comes of being a good parent. Or in real UK slang, "Whatever, minger!"

Poke me for being old though, and you get poked back for being young

*Heavy taunt-pokes you.*

"BAM! Haha!"

 

[Cowabungaa]

You foos and skags must be fap fo shiz, 'cuz this slang is uber fetch with my puff g's. Or something.

You know if anyone would talk to me like that in real life, I might just have to punch them in the face. If I'm not too busy with facepalming that is.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

Fap, Cheezing, Piece...? as far as i know Don't mean that, To Fap= J**k off, Cheezing= Really stoned, Piece= Gun?... Damn Gen Y taking all the piss out of Gen X... What's after Gen Z? A?

 

[Inco]

The scary part is, that's from an Australian newspaper.....

Really?
Oh bullocks...

Yea, The daily (or Sunday) telegraph. From what i can make out from its features.
Trust me, that newspaper is hilariously bad at technology and the up coming trends. They are about as mis informed on gaming in general as Fox news were over mass effect.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

For some reason I just can't walk past this:

http://thosearentmuskets.com/sketches/timetravel.php

How long till 'Internet' becomes a language?

I love that... lol

 

[Abedeus]

Rappers stopped saying "dissing" 5 years ago.

Also, since when does "Uber" mean "very"? It's just "super", or "cool". Uber, dude! means "Cool, dude." or "Awesome, dude."

Then again, I have yet to meet someone who says anything from the list, except for the "noob", but even then it's an incorrect description. Again.

 

[Siuss]

Is it just me or does this seem like a parent got this information from their teenage child who is trying to hide the fact that they know what drugs are?

I mean everyone knows that "piece" means a pipe right?

Maybe it's just me, but it does seem like the illegal ones, or ones a kid wouldn't want to talk to their parents about, are all the furthest off the mark.

 

[bjj hero]

And there was me thinking Stan Collymore [http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/200806413005260] was a dogger. Must be getting old.

 

[Ayrav]

I don't know if this was mentioned but fap means "having a wank"....

 

[XJ-0461]

Oh man, that's so inaccurate it's embarassing. I feel sorry for parents who believe that "fap" means drunk. And "secks" as...

Wait. Hold on a second.

Are we sure this isn't an elaborate joke created by some 15 year old?

 

[Sketchy]

I almost literally wet myself when I read the definition of "fap".

Oh lawd, old people are so naive. And if I heard most of those words being used, I'd probably have to slap the user.

 

[The Warden]

Anyone else think we could use this adult stupidity to our advantage?

 

[Superior Mind]

I'm Gen Y, (22,) most of those I've never heard of, of the ones that I have heard of some are before my time, (Gen X at least,) and some are "translated" incorrectly. Creating a dictonary based around these "translations" Brings one phrase to mind: "My hovercraft is full of eels".