Recent content by Aznleeman

Zerg. And if you must be specific, then an army of Mutalisks. That way I can go around shooting things in space. Glaive Wurms for victory!

Way to end a showcasing Activision. MF2 looks to be a great "sequel" to CoD: MF1. I'm definitely going to look into buying it eventually.

I've bought something in China that had some pretty hilarious Engrish instructions on the backside of a juice box. It went something like this as I recall: "Do not use for any purpose other than drink. This is useless against fire and other thing except for drink. Only drink." Which was kinda...

Yup. But at an adolescent stage of life most people aren't mature to handle a relationship like that. Once both parties understand the possibility there shouldn't be any problem with it.

I can make my thumb do the wave. Not particularly useful unless I want to freak out/mesmerize some girls.

I guess it's all on how you classify things as 'alive.' As mentioned before viruses are in two different states, one being technically "dead" and one being technically "alive." Because of these two contrasting parts I'd have to say that it's kindof alive.

Wow. I think United just suffered from epic burns. That's some bad PR right there. I really liked the form of revenge. Catchy tune too. "United breaks guitarrs"

I didn't really care about the movie. Just another flick for mothers to bring their children to and spend the day. I have nothing against new and interesting ideas for these kinds of things, even if they are quite stupid.

I just like to make everyone I know and don't know laugh. I love the sound of people's brief spastic giggles because it makes me feel good about myself that I brought a little joy into their life. If someone's sad, I'm that guy who will dance around them trying to get a smile. But if I don't...

Dear me, Try not to punch that kid in 5th grade. Or hit that other guy. And do not, for the love of God, stick with the same teacher you'll get for that year. Switch out ASAP. If not, have fun in hell. Oh, and try to go outside more. Slacking off won't get you anywhere. kthxlol, Future you.

I know this sounds repetitive but Fable 2. Once I got practically any spell to 5 I was able to destroy entire enemy groupings by just releasing a fully charged spell :\

Ghastly. Just because it was the first Pokemon that I actually wanted to catch. The others were just for team balance or because they had nice stats. Ghastly just looks so cool :3

I love your Civil War reference over there. But thanks for the info. You saved me 1.39 from buying one of those drinks to find out what it tasted like.

Nah, I never cheat on games anymore. When I was younger and I had my nose in a book all the time (thankfully Starcraft changed that) I would always cheat at every game I could because I thought it was "SO HARD." Now I actually appreciate the difficulty of a game because it's the main joy of...

Female. Because honestly, I like jiggling....hips.