Do you have a silly secret useless talent?

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Solstrana91

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WhiteFangofWar said:
Sneaking up behind people. It is most noticable at work where the machines are quite loud. Everyone reacts startled, as though they just realized that I was there. Unfortunately this makes it difficult to get a supervisor's attention (one of them I always worry about scaring). Sadly I have yet to figure out a way to turn this talent into a job.
Be an Assasin. Just l;earn to mix poisons and lob a throwing knife at people very hard.
 

Xanadeas

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englishjesus said:
Xanadeas said:
Jennacide said:
I have amazing muscle control over my body. I can move my scalp independant of my face and freak out my boyfriends, as it makes my hair move and nothing else. Though not as creepy as my brother's completely painful to watch ability to crack his neck like he was the exorcist.
I can do that last one. I've also got great control of my toes/feet and can pick up most any object with just my feet. I can also wiggle my big and little toe on each foot independently of my other toes.

Also I can roll my tongue and such. Though that's relatively common.
Arrrr!!! I can pick things up with my feet...
I always think its never worth mentioning...
It's a rather random ability, isn't it?
 

SimuLord

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I can do a cracking, spot-on, splendid Liverpool/Beatles English accent and I'm learning more and more about the British dialect from listening to football commentators.
 

Solstrana91

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Xanadeas said:
englishjesus said:
Xanadeas said:
Jennacide said:
I have amazing muscle control over my body. I can move my scalp independant of my face and freak out my boyfriends, as it makes my hair move and nothing else. Though not as creepy as my brother's completely painful to watch ability to crack his neck like he was the exorcist.
I can do that last one. I've also got great control of my toes/feet and can pick up most any object with just my feet. I can also wiggle my big and little toe on each foot independently of my other toes.

Also I can roll my tongue and such. Though that's relatively common.
Arrrr!!! I can pick things up with my feet...
I always think its never worth mentioning...
It's a rather random ability, isn't it?
Yeah, one day, i'll learn to walk on my hands, and live upside down....under the ocean.
 

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I'm nocturnal when I want to be. Like right now it's 3:33 AM and I'm bored out of my mind, unable to sleep. And I have yoga class in about 9 hours... :/

Also, I'm good at video games. I know, right? Weird.
 

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englishjesus said:
Arrrr!!! I can pick things up with my feet...
I always think its never worth mentioning...
You should play American Soccer/Everywhere else Football.

EDIT: Oops.
 

Captain Lag

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I can lick my feet. Yum. Also I can make an ear piercing whistle sound similar to a lasor pistol with my mouth
 

LuckySeven

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If i try i can win pretty much anyone in a laughing contest (as in the first that laughs loses) and have a natural comedic talent.
 

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strength of 7 men said:
If I talk to someone with a different accent than myself I immediatly absorb their accent and start speaking back to them with it...I don't have much control over this and it kinda sucks when I have to constantly explain that I'm not mocking them!
are you me?
 

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SevenStarSonata said:
That. Is. AWESOME!!!!! I think I just found a new way to make some petty cash. :D
Alternatively, seeing as you are a girl, attend a party with a majority of guys and just get charged for mooning.
 

IamQ

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I can bend my little finger of my right hand, 90 degrees to the right and then close my fist to make it look like I'm holding a loose finger.

Also I can eat as much as I want and never get fat, or even that little floppy belly you get after eating.
 

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Ultrajoe said:
I'm a Congenital Anosmic, actually. No sense of smell, never had one. So really, i'm the one without the talent.

It does let me get along with old-people, however.
I'm the same, but I never knew what it was called. I always used to say 'smell-deaf'
 

Aznleeman

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I can make my thumb do the wave.

Not particularly useful unless I want to freak out/mesmerize some girls.
 

SevenStarSonata

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CMon said:
SevenStarSonata said:
That. Is. AWESOME!!!!! I think I just found a new way to make some petty cash. :D
Alternatively, seeing as you are a girl, attend a party with a majority of guys and just get charged for mooning.
But that's not funny, that's just crass and kind of sluttish. Having "Your name" written on my butt and charging $10 to prove that, conversely, is completely and utterly hilarious.
 

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Caimekaze said:
I have an amazing memory for pointless, inane trivia.
Unfortunately, it conflicts with my normal memory. Sad face.
thats an awesome skill we share

I will be the MOST passive agressive person you will ever meet, I swear it, also I have a nigh perfect knowledge of the periodic table of elements (still getting a few things right but in science class people refer to me instead of there damn textbooks >.>)
 

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i can control my body's adreneline and endorphine glands to produce how much i need when i need it though thats pretty useful. hmmm... i can hide among crowds.... nope thats useful. im imune to cold though i live in canada so thats useful 6 months out of the year. oh i cant get sugar rushes or crashes no matter how much sugar i eat and i dont get giddy or twitchy an such. (i once chuged 12 cans of pop and sat down at my computer to do editing with out figiting)
 

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Caimekaze said:
I have an amazing memory for pointless, inane trivia.
I have an amazing memory for pointless things too,not trivia but the stupidest things ever.

I remember that my flight number to the USA was BA197 and our rental cars number plate was [Dont want to type it incase of anything] and that our flight back was BA194,also the number of red cars i keep a tally of how many i see, i thnk i have seen about 753 since i started counting.