Recent content by bew11

he forgot about Johnny

In the future, insted of seat belts everyone has magnetic boots, DUH!

Its really anoying that the soldiers at those bases are fighting for our rights, which include freedom of speech, and expression, and yet the same government that allows those freedoms is banning the game from their on base stores.

HOW TO HANDLE TELEMARKETERS: 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one...

I got a copy of lost planet that was in perfect condiction and still had an unused 48 hour gold membership free trial in it, for only $15.

Well, aren't you special.

It is! With BOTH his eyes! O MY GOD!! AHHH!!

You could also ask if nowhere is a place.

Nice tits, err... i mean nice ass, err... i mean uh um, doh!

Someone just needs to "accidently" run his ass over.

Basicly dead on which is leaving me speachless.

I thought 40 hours was the max amount of time that you could do as a part-time employee.

I do this all the time, espessially when itunes matches the wrong artwork to the CD I loaded.

kill an enemy by jumping on them "My brain hurts!"

I would have to go with Jaks full armour from Jak 3.