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Can I get a 'Thank you god'?

Alright, I've got the popcorn, who else wants some?

Killing Hitler's never a good idea. It always seems to fuck up things WORSE than before.

Just... 28.

"Oh wait! You've been fighting for the wrong side for 95% of the game!" "Oh wait! The villain is actually your dad!" "Oh no! You're the chosen one!" Though that one's not a sanity killer, just annoying. "That thing you JUST sold me? No.... no I already lost it."

Inside Man. You have to watch it twice- once to get the wow effect and once to say 'Oh, those clever people'.

It was the prime example, along with Mario 64, of a 2D-to-3D translation done right. It took everything that made the old games good, and made it 'better'. The fact that it was friggin awesome might've had something to do w/ it.

Captain Awkward- Continually do things that make people stop and ask you, WTF? Insomniac- Get less than 7 hours of sleep at least 3 days in a row. The Cake Isn't A Lie- Survive long enough to see your first birthday. Epic Fail- Die a virgin (Only applies if person is over 14 years old)

It's a very catchy tune, but I still prefer Still Alive. Comes close, though.

Some kind of Great Golden Who ignited a fart, creating a fireball so huge it was called 'the Big One'. Eventually, people referred to it as the 'Big Bang' because 'the Big One' kept being used to describe the size of that fish your crazy uncle caught last week.

Alright, for the sake of being kind, allow me to critique. It's not a crime to present the opposite point of view, I applaud you for trying to do so. Having said that, a lot of your points needed to be expanded upon to justify them. When going against general opinion, justify your points to...

Ah, there's something oddly satisfying about reading these reviews. Great job,and thanks for the warning about this game.

*shrugs* I didn't have too many problems with the camera or the homing attack, but the levels did feel a little cheap with the number of insta-deaths they had. But if that's true for most people, then this game would be the origin point of most of the problems that plague 3-D Sonic games today.

In a recent Escapist article by Jordan Deam, certain game designers were metaphorically compared to rock stars, and if it pleases the reading public, I?d like to borrow that metaphor with my own twist. Some games can be compared to film directors. For example, the Halo trilogy could be compared...

Counter-Strike: Source- managed to kill the entire opposing team (5 guys) with the Glock. Never, ever gonna be able to repeat that one. Old Counter-Strike- First match ever, I walk up the stairs in a hostage rescue map, quickly turn around to check my back, and end up shooting a guy who was...