Recent content by Blogg10

You work for the Church of Scientology?

I take it you've visited the Tate then? :P

My entire fucking life has turned around in the past two weeks! Firstly it's the summer holiday, and the government has kindly put £120 in my bank account for being a good boy at college. Secondly I finally got up the balls to ask out a girl I've been friends with for like a year and it turns...

Marmite. It's absolutely gorgeous. Yet all my friends think I'm a freak- I agree that too much of it is a bad thing, but spread thinly on thick white bread toast with a layer of butter... it's just top

Question: What is the deal with the numbered animals thing? I've never heard of that before. I stole 5 kgs of potassium from our chemistry locker (in like, loads of little shavings) and threw it in the school pond. People went nuts because it was such a large amount, it EXPLODED and whizzed...

Just a clarifying point here; murder only applies to humans.

Quick-time events? Oh god, we don't have much ti- *A wild Yahtzee bursts in, flaming everyone*

Go to his wife and tell her you saw him going into Aphrodite's bedroom with a bottle of Johnson's Baby Lotion. Walk away slowly as the realm of the gods is destroyed by her fury. "Looks like lunch... *apply sunglasses* ... was on her."...

Oooh, my biggest fantasy... I'd start by downloading all recorded human knowledge into my head (assuming that as theorised the human memory has an infinite capacity) so that no matter what life throws at me academically, I can 100% it and get a GREAT job. Obviously I'm excluding all recorded...

It's difficult to say. I've been playing it for three years, on and off. Sometimes I'll play it with a crusader-like fervour, frantically doing daily quests and levelling for seven-hour stints in a day every day for two weeks until people are convinced I'm addicted. Then I'll not play it for...

Just to upset your 'military tactics point'.... I believe the whole cavalry statement goes out the window when you consider that the horses are about half again as high as the Na'vi, which would put them at about 15 feet tall. That's big enough to take a few bullets and then all they have to...

*rushes in hastily* Thank god, sorry I'm late. DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW! mkay done

I live in England, where the laws are a hell of a lot more stringent. You require fifty different passes and permits just to own a rifle, and a LOT more to shoot it. And more than that to shoot something living (I.E. a deer) unless you live in the hills of the Lake District with your cousin...

Somehow, Trainspotting leapt to mind. I might have swine flu now. Although, due to the streak of PURE FKIN VICIOUSNESS in my soul, although I actually felt like death this morning, I dragged myself out of bed and up to college regardless of the fact that I can take a day off if I like- just...