Well, last wee, my girlfriend gave me head for my birthday while I was playing COD.
In natural gamer's fashion, I slammed my controller down when I died. Into her head.
Her response? She hit me in the balls. Hard.
By the way, that is no joke I swear.
It may not actually BE from a video game but it IS related to video games.
I want one of those black (yes, I'm racist) things from all of the Zero Punctuation reviews.
Either one of them or Kirby. Fucking legend he is!
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