What do you do after losing horribly?

[komodomantis]

Say it was a fluke and try again

 

[War Penguin]

Drop the controller, get a bite to eat, watch some TV, read a book, play an easier game, then, when finished all of the above, try again. Repeat until satisfied. That's what I do and it always helps.

 

[Omikron009]

Play Red Faction: Guerilla with every cheat enabled. It's the most satisfying thing ever.

But these's only 2 ?

Getting certain achievements unlocks more cheats, such as super toughness, super speed, infinite ammo, no green alert, super jetpack, free upgrades, super debris, and more. It is super mega uber awesome, even if you can't save. Also turrets never overheat. I have most of these cheats.

 

[bad peanut]

I eat a page in the Encyclopedia Britannica.

 

[zacaron]

I exploit a glitch in nazi zombies "nacht der untoten" that makes them all stand in a corner and then I buy the kar98 and just shoot heads till I feel relaxed, does wonders and is great fun with a friend

They fixed that

bull shit unless its been patched in the last...2 hours I think your lieing cause I did that this afternoon

 

[Xyphon]

Glare at the TV for a minute and let my eye go through it's twitching phase. After that I either put the controller down and come on the internet, or I try again. This is especially true with the last mission of Just Cause. Fucking jets.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Well, if a spy is ruining me, I go pyro, if I'm getting rushed I either go spy or engineer and if I'm feeling really evil? I sticky bomb choke points.

 

[skcseth]

Hurl the controller at a high rate of speed in a random direction. It gets the job done quicker than a stress ball.

 

[Beefcakes]

I exploit a glitch in nazi zombies "nacht der untoten" that makes them all stand in a corner and then I buy the kar98 and just shoot heads till I feel relaxed, does wonders and is great fun with a friend

They fixed that

bull shit unless its been patched in the last...2 hours I think your lieing cause I did that this afternoon

Hmm, I realise I did assume alot...
You play on Xbox360?
And we probably are talking of different glitches...
I've had all the ones I know about been fixed...
You holding out on me, boy?
Glares

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Make myself scarce in disgrace. Quit to the lobby, quit to the title and then take things out on hapless CPU opponents.

 

[MarcusD357]

i cry....

 

[Dirty Apple]

I'm always rage quiting, but I usually follow it up with a single player game or some youtube/escapist time. Eventually I calm down, and get back into it. It's all about finding a distraction.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Also, try looking at pictures of women. Those soft, squishy creatures always get me feeling good.

 

[Broady Brio]

(On a fighting game, when time is gone and health was low. This happened yesterday on SFIV.)

Shitty Overdramatic announcer: "Times up."
Me: "Thank god it's over that trail was hard-WHATTHEFUCK! Why does he win?!? I have more health than him! Oh thats it El Fuerte! Your dead."

(I then went to training mode and did EVERY Character's Ultra Combo on him even his own one."

 

[JMoney156]

Squeeze the controller, drop an eff bomb, continue playing

 

[Blxorz]

Well, last wee, my girlfriend gave me head for my birthday while I was playing COD.
In natural gamer's fashion, I slammed my controller down when I died. Into her head.
Her response? She hit me in the balls. Hard.

By the way, that is no joke I swear.

 

[Captain Lag]

I usually swear uncontrollably to make myself laugh