Recent content by Captain Dynamite

Big Daddy-Bouncer- Look at him! Mr.Zurkon- Because he is so eloquent. Louis- Yes, I know how cliche it sounds. But what is a zombie apocalypse without him?

"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute, and I'm not talking about my gun."

I would choose the Heavy's fist. I could easily punch people to death and win any showdown. "POW! HAHA!"

It's actually a joke Valve put in there because people where saying that it's turning into an RPG. Also, keep any item You find, Even if you already have it. Because you can use them for crafting to make hats. Because finding(or making) a hat in TF2 is like meeting aliens who want to give you...

My friend's name is Snail vs Salt. Mine is A Giant Radish.Also my Steam name is Captain Dynamite, I find it funny because I had it before I saw the ZP for Fallout 3.

Metal Gear Solid 4,because what's better than two old men beating on each other?

The Omniwrencth from Ratchet and Clank, it's very good at braking boxes when thrown.