Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[THEMILKMAN]

I just penetrated her shield by emptying my magazine.
I wanna activate her Halo.
I'd let her holster my gun.
I'd cover her six.
I'd upload my data onto her mainframe.
I'd cock her shotgun.
I'd void my warranty just to blow her Red Ring.
[Oh god, somebody stop me!!!]

Here's an internet flash video reference:

"Take 5 dozen eggs, start putting them in a bowl, stir the FUCK out of 'em, and what do ya get?"

PENIS!!!

I love the Awesome series = 3

 

[lacktheknack]

Depressing conversation between me and friend:

"Heya, wanna come over to my house and see my Wii? I'll let you... wiggle it around..."

"Sure, I'd like to play with that."

I'm the one who said the not-so-witty riposte.

 

[Captain Dynamite]

"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute, and I'm not talking about my gun."

 

[Simon Hadow]

I'd pwn that with my plus 5 broad sword.

And on a related quary, me and some freinds have a running joke that my one of them was born of a erotic dungeons and dragons fantasy. His parents forgot to use a level 4 protection spell, and ended up summoning an imp.

 

[westhamhaz]

In leon voice

your not as tough as I thought

 

[WolfMage]

I'll do this with just 4 PokeMon moves.
Harden.
Pound.
String Shot.
Rest.

 

[Panic Banana]

"Yeah, now we're doin' it! Now we're doin' it!"

"Dat's what I'm talkin' about! Whoooo!"

 

[Nullphantom]

"Come on baby, I got blessing of protection"
"I'd mana tap that shit"
"Sapped girls can't say no"
"Wanna play with my solid snake?"
*uses jedi mind trick* "this is the dick you're looking for"

 

[leady129]

"presss-ex to not die"

On second thought's, that not the best line I've come up with.

 

[Godavari]

Nidoking used POUND!
Nidoqueen fainted!

 

[OmniDesol]

"Just so you know... I have [Mark of the Wild] and [Force of Nature]"

 

[nomzy]

"PENIIIIIIIIIS!"
Anyone that gets that reference needs a hug.

I was going to say 500 days of Summer. >.>

 

[Trace of Legacy]

I'm surprised no thought of this.

You can Jak my Dexter.

. . . *sigh* lame

 

[metalcore42]

"khezu" just "khezu"
http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/420572-mhdude/572/41/lipskhezu_display.jpg

 

[OmegaCheese]

You know, sometimes it's hard for my hammer to resist [edit] pounding the EDF....

 

[TailsRodrigez]

Ooh, up, up, down, down, left! left! right! right! BA! START! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh

 

[Omikron009]

Spoiler: Mass Effect 2, sort of

I went through your moms omega 4 relay and unleashed my radiation pulse in her collector base! Bow chicka wow wow.

 

[Pegghead]

Player 2 has entered the game

(Engineer voice) Makin' bacon!

Being 14 I'm exceptionally good at turning everything into a depraved sex joke.

 

[acturisme]

Would you like a taste of my purple ghost ms.?

 

[ANImaniac89]

sorry your princess is in another castle.