Recent content by Chancecall

Law B English Lit B History B Biology B Worst (as in 'most useless') colelction of A levels you ever did see. Still, it got me to University! Good luck to all those on the Escapist waiting for their results. Just remember regardless of whether you do well or not, theres always somthing...

I beg your pardon, I wasnt listening? (And went temporarily blind when trying to read your post. Huh, pretty unusual.)

I have the ability to enter hypersleep, all day. I also have the unique ability to throw folded up bits of paper down girls tops without missing.... It's not a particularly popular superpower at work.

Gawdammit. This seems like a good time to bring up that song at the end (and halfway through) Team America. 'Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? cuz Pearl Harbour sucked.... just a little bit more than I miss youuuuu.'

Interestingly, the first thing I tell often has little to do with me.... it goes a little like 'once, my brother shot my best friend in the face with my gun....but it's OK because he's still alive.' ....I don't meet many girls.

I was in the arty crew and was generally invisible. However, I sometimes had little shines of brilliance, such as an epic try during rugby which elevated me to high society for a few days..... nice.

It was weird that a DJ once assumed I was gay because of my shirt choice. It was even weirder that he then made the assumption that I must not be gay because I then requested the Prodigy and Chemical Brothers. Therefore gay people must wear particular styles of shirts and have a hatred...

FACT(sort of.... Europeans didn't really settle till quite a while after) but lets look at it like this. If you say Americans aren't Americans but Europeans because they immigrated from Europe, Then don't you also have to say (depending on personal beliefs etc etc) that in fact Americans are...

Never with my girlfriend, more 'instead of' my girlfiend. She shows no interest in that particular hobby sadly. Even then, I'm a solo flyer and probably wouldn't play with her anyway. ....Does anyone else have this situation: You play games and they the missus (or mr) gets angry that you...

I wouldn't go miles and miles to save anyone that isn't within my local vicinity. As a natural pessimist, I would assume them to already be dead. I would put a bit of effort in for people around me though, friends and strangers alike. Otherwise, instinct would take over and I would run like hell.

That's like asking why Europeans hate other Europeans. Americans aren't really Europeans, they're more like Americans.

Funny you say that, my sister suffers from it, my girlfriends bro suffers from it, and my girlfriend (a doctor has written a research paper on the issue! At the points when I was actually listening to what she was saying, the following information filtered through to my thick skull. Its a...

I might have a job at the end of the week (one where I get paid and everything!) I look forward to that prospect!

I stole my name from a racing greyhound I adopted.

Exactly this. I'd like to say I would, but I've never so much as thought about hurting anyone before so god knows how I would manage to go about killing someone.