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    The Big Picture: Continanity: Rebooted

    Holy Fucking Shit... I personally think the big problem with the mainstream comic industry is it's far too narrow. It's all superheroes! Seriously name me 6 mainstream, well known comic lines that are in no way superhero related. Good Luck, because you can't. (and no mange doesn't count, I'd...
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    Your faith in humanity.

    I have faith in humanity, in fact I have great faith in humanity, or at least I try very hard too. I will indeed cop to being a Rousseau man over Hobbes. True humanity has done some bad, even terrible things, but look at what we've accomplished, the things we've created, the art, the technology...
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    Duke Nukem Forever Review

    So its a terrible game says the escapist, and oh, whats this, the site is currently plastered with ads for the game? I'm starting to understand LulzSecs rationale.
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    Gotham City Impostors Blends Batman, Multiplayer Gunplay

    Yes In batman detective comics number 867 to 870, And it's actually quite good, one of my favorites next to the Black Mirror
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    Be a man (Say something you hated about a game you Love)

    here we go... Deadly Premonition -the graphic fidelity is horrendous -there is a bout 2, maybe 3, textures for every environment -the character modeling is atrocious, as exhibited by feeling physically sick when York smiles -the combat is awful, with there being about 5 enemies, and that's...
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    What Classic D&D Monster Are You?

    I thought the same thing (it is an oddly attractive mind flayer), but I played as a mind flayer once, and they're hermaphrodites, who I'm pretty sure reproduce asexually. BTW, i got Mind Flayer as well.
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    The appeal of Anime

    If I'm getting anything from these responses, it's that A) I'm a bit quick to judge, for which I apologize, and B) I simply must see Ghost In the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, seeing as almost everyone is suggesting it. Now, is this the 2007 version you all speak of, or an earlier one?
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    The appeal of Comics

    Hey! I said that. I dost not relish, sir, when words are ripped from my mouth with all the ceremony of a drunkard's stagger. Though if you are, however, meaning to bite your thumb at me in duplicating my words, in an albeit sardonic manner, then, my good man, the game is afoot! Also in response...
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    Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

    I would say, but I'd probably get banned for going into too much detail.
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    Escape to the Movies: Super Mario Bros. (Rough Cut)

    God, the Internet is so useless on April Fools. By the way, i figured it out in second one and was willing to play along until you said "post conversion". You don't joke around with that shit.
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    The appeal of Anime

    Care to put forth a suggestion?
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    The appeal of Anime

    Boredom? And besides, many of my friends are absolutely wild about it, so I can't help feel as though I'm missing something.
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    The appeal of Anime

    I just don't see it. Aesthetically it all looks almost identical to me, the dialogue frequently seems overwrought, and poorly written, and the delivery is melodramatic at best, and cringeworthy at worst. The stories seem to never make sense to me, yet they almost always seem to feature some...
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    Escape to the Movies: Sucker Punch

    It certainly looks interesting, and i realize you said it was polarizing, but I09 seems to disagree. http://io9.com/#!5785590/sucker-punch-goes-beyond-awful-to-become-commentary-on-the-death-of-moviemaking
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    Poll: Jersey Shore... Why?

    You think it's bad for you? I, my friends, am actually from New Jersey and have, on occasion, gotten flak for this populist crap whilst abroad. You know, Thomas Edison was living in New Jersey when he perfected the commercially viable lightbulb, and Albert Einstein spent no mean amount of time...