Recent content by copperflyingace

Oddly enough, the most confident I have felt in a while was right after I got rejected by a girl whom I had a rather long standing crush on. After reading for a bit to calm my nerves, I went out and had a fantastic time at a costume party with friends. Now I want to take on the world.

Crossed pen and sword with a crimson shield in front of a "Knight" chess piece emblazoned on a crimson shield. Too much?

So he runs around beating meat? Sounds like a wanker to me.

It probably took a team of like five people to do this. It's not like they were taking the door kickers and detectives off of "Real Terror" cases to take down some websites. My only question is why it took them so damn long...

I usually have some sort of military hardware as my background. Sometimes I switch it up by using a funny de-motivational poster, or one I found on TheChive that says "I'm not doing shit today. Mission accomplished". I currently have a picture of Courage Wolf reminding me to bring a knife to a...

Fuck them. Fuck them in the ass with a sandpaper dildo! I hope like everything they get their asses kicked by some former US Marines. They would be wise to not protest anything in a town that is pretty much populated entirely with US troops, both active and retired.

Apparently right after I pulled apart all the reasonably sized ammo and used the gunpowder to fireworks. Worst. Sniper. Ever.

Shoot the bastard. Also, who was the dumbass who only gave me one type of bullet, and one type of gun? And where the hell is my spotter? He should have a gun with slightly less power than a .50 cal.

Stop looking at porn maybe? I mean, sure, we can all get sexually frustrated from time to time and need a release, but perhaps you should try going cold turkey and finding another release. Try running, walking, or really anything that requires muscle movement beyond just moving your hand really...

Funny, I didn't know prince was from Egypt, cause apparently hes in de-Nile. Hey, fuck you, I thought it was funny...

After I finish reading the declaration of independence for the fifth time today, and wipe my butt with a British flag, I am going to blow some shit up in my back yard, drive my American made Ford F-350 pickup truck somewhere, and make out with a girl who will be wearing a red white and blue...

How about every time you get shot, you have to spend several years in a military hospital recovering and going through painful surgery, only to find that after you are discharged from the hospital, the military discharges you (without retirement benefits!) and you play through the rest of the...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! It just said "TEST: How do you feel about the escapist?"

It seemed awfully excited to learn about terminator....

SSSHHHHH! You'll raise the Thought Police!