I Need A Good Story + Sex

[Elephant Walker19]

Sounds to me like you need some more real-world experience. I always find that the most interesting porn is the stuff that I can relate to, because it has similarities with things that I've actually done.

It's not that I've been locked in my house for the past decade, I'm just not the demographic mature erotic novelists and screenwriters are aiming for. There's nothing that appeals to my weltanschauung, nothing that gets at my fears and my desires, my pressures and my impulses. This has less to do with what I've done and more to do with who I am. I don't care that it's a bunch of college-bound gamers with no prospects acting out my fantasies. I could be watching Martians with deeli-bopper eye-balls as long as they felt emotions and had thoughts I could sympathize with. Anyway, going out of my way to be more like those stories for the sake of making them more relateable just seems wrong. Like meta-porn-watching.

Sorry to be verbose, just thinking out loud. [sub]Er... in text[/sub]

Try the real thing. After porn it's the next stage right? And when you've been become desensitized to that you start cutting up hookers in your basement. Just remember to get a really good Hooker Killin' Knife! One that's concealable, intimidating, and fillet sharp.

See, I actually distinguish between interpersonal sex and sex-by-yourself. One is fantastical, letting your emotions and creativity run wild. (Actual) sex is more grounded. It's about building something with the person you're with. But I digress. I feel satisfied with the sex (er, sex-like... stuff, w/e) I get already, and it'd be irresponsible for several personal, situational reasons that I won't elaborate here to step it up to the "real thing." So I still need porn. Or my friend (h)Andy, at least.

And I'd never slice up hookers! Honestly, killing working girls when there are plenty of slutty, talentless female pop stars to stalk and misdirect my sexual energy onto...

Oh, and BTW:

well i just found out what furry porn is try that.

.....And how does that make you feel?

i'm reminded of 2girls1cup

Grammar slightly amiss... uncalled for reference to provocative internet memes.... low post count...

Maybe I'm overreacting, but --

*sniff* *sniff*

I smell troll.

whoa whoa whoa.i'm not a troll,i just thought not one would like furry porn or 2 girls 1 cup.
Grammar slightly amiss:if you mean that i said 2girls1cup not 2 girls 1 cup i thought thats the way you type the video's name

 

[grimsprice]

Alright, I'm feeling a bit emasculated right about now...

...I don't like porn anymore.

It sounds crazy, I know, and since I've just recently become old enough to access the sites I've been going to for years legally, the effect is doubled by the irony. There was a time when that tension between visits with my girlfriend could be easily relieved with a quick google image search. Now though, I just can't get off in any satisfying way to arbitrary figures bumping uglies; it seems so... pointless. I've been desensitized. I long for something more, something with context and sexual tension -- something hot. But (and here's the complication), I can't get into quote/unquote "adult" fiction. It's just so dry and unintelligible for someone with as little real world experience as me. I don't even have a car, let alone a job, or any real responsibilities to speak of; I can hardly relate to the white collar everyman of, say, the erotic hentai, male lead stereotype. I'm still a kid at heart. Thus, I end up with guilty fever dreams that look like a mash-up between re-runs of The Jetsons and a Ron Jeremy flick.

So I'm curious Escapist, can you sympathize with this confused young gun? And what seedy romances leave you groping for a cigarette even when there's no one to share it with?

I can't say for sure, but it might be that your libido went on vacation. It happens. I hope you don't have your wanking down on a schedule. That shit's messed up. So i say just ignore it and watch a movie. Maybe have some Haagen-Daz. Listen to some music maybe? When the mood hits, you'll have something. Trust me.

 

[BonsaiK]

Sounds to me like you need some more real-world experience. I always find that the most interesting porn is the stuff that I can relate to, because it has similarities with things that I've actually done.

It's not that I've been locked in my house for the past decade, I'm just not the demographic mature erotic novelists and screenwriters are aiming for. There's nothing that appeals to my weltanschauung, nothing that gets at my fears and my desires, my pressures and my impulses. This has less to do with what I've done and more to do with who I am. I don't care that it's a bunch of college-bound gamers with no prospects acting out my fantasies. I could be watching Martians with deeli-bopper eye-balls as long as they felt emotions and had thoughts I could sympathize with. Anyway, going out of my way to be more like those stories for the sake of making them more relateable just seems wrong. Like meta-porn-watching.

Sorry to be verbose, just thinking out loud. [sub]Er... in text[/sub]

Then it seems like you need to start up your own porn production house. That's what Candida Royale did when she felt more or less the same way that you do.

 

[RedPandaMan]

I saw just take a break and don't fap it for a bit. Seems like you're burnt out.

 

[Snarky Username]

Wait until you're 65 and go buy some ultra-porn.

 

[Alipax]

Hentai my friend, hentai, it has all sorts of odd crazy shit on there

Two words, MEGA MILK.

-snip-

You and me both.

 

[Unesh52]

whoa whoa whoa.i'm not a troll,i just thought not one would like furry porn or 2 girls 1 cup.
Grammar slightly amiss:if you mean that i said 2girls1cup not 2 girls 1 cup i thought thats the way you type the video's name

Alright, I believe you. It seemed suspicious is all. The mention of furry (it always seems to me) pisses everyone off, and add that up with the mention of 2 girls 1 cup, it's like fishing to gross someone out. All I meant by the grammar was the lack of punctuation and no attention to case (I said slightly).

Just checking really -- sorry for the mix up!

 

[IxionIndustries]

Plenty of fetishes out there I'm sure you'll find something new to like, or that makes you want to vomit... either way.

Even if it makes you want to barf, at least you've had a new experience.

Rule 34.

Just search any character from a movie, game, whatever, with the words "Rule 34" either before or after the name.

Have fun!

You can also observe rules 46 and 63! Or as they are better known, TF and TG pr0n.

 

[Viptorian]

I hate to be the snooty old guy, but I'll do it anyway.

Get a job or some real "responsibility to speak of." Saying you're burnt out but, "still a kid at heart," when you're 18 (according to your profile, at least) is just damn silly. I'm sorry, man, but if you're 18 with no real responsibilities, by your own admission, you don't know what burnt out is.

I'm not saying that not having a job doesn't mean your needs for something more intense aren't real, but what I am saying is that you're still an inexperienced kid/young adult who will continue to have changes in taste, preference, and desire for a good while. Believe me, I've changed more in the mid-20s than I ever expected. A lot of that has to do with becoming more mature and in tune with not only myself but the "real world" and having some actual responsibilities aid in that endeavor.

If you need a change in flavor, fine, but perhaps letting yourself grow up a bit will help, too. I feel so old when I start to believe that kids are getting over-sexualized too early, but the older I get, the more I see it. Burnt out on basic porn at 18 is really strange to me, but I know it happens.

 

[copperflyingace]

Stop looking at porn maybe? I mean, sure, we can all get sexually frustrated from time to time and need a release, but perhaps you should try going cold turkey and finding another release. Try running, walking, or really anything that requires muscle movement beyond just moving your hand really fast (What? Don't give me that look, I'm talking about video games). I'm pretty sure the reason people get burned out with porn and feel they need more of it is simply because they lack an physical reality to truly live in. Masturbation creates a small pocket of "real" physical and on some level emotional feeling in an otherwise feeling less world of pixels, corporate zombies, and masses of unfeeling people.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

well i just found out what furry porn is try that.

.....And how does that make you feel?

i'm reminded of 2girls1cup

Seriously? Furry porn was kiddy compared to that shit.

OT: I felt that way once. When it happens, try to control your mind, and not have any sexual thoughts for.... oh I dunno.... 1-2 months. When you come back you will be craving porn like a nympho craves sex.

 

[hcig]

well i just found out what furry porn is try that.

funniest post ive read in a while.

 

[MorsePacific]

I, for one, was never interested in porn. It's all just so fake.

I suggest just going out and getting some more real world experience. A LOT more real world experience.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

whoa whoa whoa.i'm not a troll,i just thought not one would like furry porn or 2 girls 1 cup.
Grammar slightly amiss:if you mean that i said 2girls1cup not 2 girls 1 cup i thought thats the way you type the video's name

Alright, I believe you. It seemed suspicious is all. The mention of furry (it always seems to me) pisses everyone off, and add that up with the mention of 2 girls 1 cup, it's like fishing to gross someone out. All I meant by the grammar was the lack of punctuation and no attention to case (I said slightly).

Just checking really -- sorry for the mix up!

I only mentioned the furry porn because in the topic "what is 4chan" someone mentioned it and i asked what it was and someone told me then i saw your topic and thought someone from that topic would see it and be in on the joke.

 

[Callate]

Maybe you should give pornography a break and explore your own fantasy life. Write, maybe. (Exchange letters or e-mails with your girlfriend, if she's into that sort of thing.)

 

[Unesh52]

I'm going to straight up tell you I didn't read beyond the OP and that I going off on a tangent- but you don't need more than just porn.

You aren't going to die if you go without sex, masturbation, etc. I'm sorry you are currently bored with your sex life, but I am so tired of dudes acting like it will literally kill them if they don't get their rocks off.

Ladies: That blue balls nonsense is just that. If some guy I wanted to have sex with mentioned something of the sort, I'd instantly stop wanting it.

Yes, sexual tension can be terrible, and yes there can sometimes be physical sensations involved but I can't think of a single case where a man actually died from sexual frustration.

I mean that I need more than just porn if I'm going to "get my rocks off"; I'm not insinuating I just absolutely need porn/sex all the time. Sex is important and healthy, and without it (i.e. full on sexual repression) our lives would be dull and frustrated. There is a difference between expressing legitimate sexual desire and manipulating your date into blowing you by suggesting that you're in some biologically induced traction due to your over-active libido.

EDIT: Oh, and yes, I know it's irrelevant and argumentative, but I find it ironic that you're taking the feminist, "men-are-obsessed-with-sex" POV when your username incorporates the phrase "Sex-Machine."

Then it seems like you need to start up your own porn production house. That's what Candida Royale did when she felt more or less the same way that you do.

Hmm... you know, this is probably the best advice I've gotten yet. I like it even. Thank-you.

well i just found out what furry porn is try that.

.....And how does that make you feel?

i'm reminded of 2girls1cup

Seriously? Furry porn was kiddy compared to that shit.

And that shit is like furry, compared to kiddy

[sub]kiddy porn, that is... [sub]ba-dum-tish....[/sub][/sub]

 

[Unesh52]

whoa whoa whoa.i'm not a troll,i just thought not one would like furry porn or 2 girls 1 cup.
Grammar slightly amiss:if you mean that i said 2girls1cup not 2 girls 1 cup i thought thats the way you type the video's name

Alright, I believe you. It seemed suspicious is all. The mention of furry (it always seems to me) pisses everyone off, and add that up with the mention of 2 girls 1 cup, it's like fishing to gross someone out. All I meant by the grammar was the lack of punctuation and no attention to case (I said slightly).

Just checking really -- sorry for the mix up!

I only mentioned the furry porn because in the topic "what is 4chan" someone mentioned it and i asked what it was and someone told me then i saw your topic and thought someone from that topic would see it and be in on the joke.

Well, it does make a lot more sense from that perspective. And actually it is kinda funny... er, if I'd been in on it from the start I guess. Not so much now.

Er... yeah....

 

[HotShooter]

Try lesbian porn. It's much better when dudes are subtracted from the erotic equation.

 

[Acaroid]

Sounds to me like you need some more real-world experience. I always find that the most interesting porn is the stuff that I can relate to, because it has similarities with things that I've actually done.

What he said

It is strange as I get older I tend to look more for things, people who look like people i've been with or are doing things I know I like.