Recent content by DatCracker

This, and the Liquid Snake arm twist. All twists involving human arms are the worst :/

be fat and murder my wife. (Silent Hill 2)

I'd like to be set on fire by lions with flame throwers strapped to their backs.

Examples: When I was about 10 or 11, I was on a trip with my family, and I had left my comic books at home (American ones; Batman, Spiderman, Thor, etc.) So before I got on the plane, I picked up a copy of Shounen Jump from the airport convenience store. While on the plane I read it, and was...

This sounds good on paper... But then again, a lot of video games that were turned into films sounded good on paper. So I'm skeptical... For now.

I'm surprised nobody mentioned this, but... Kane & Lynch 2. It was blisteringly awful to even watch a friend play it, and he was regretting even getting the game for free as a present. He seriously considered disowning the uncle who gave him the game. It was torturous to play and watch. Even...

The band I'd kill to see live is Rage Against the Machine. Other minor ones are the Beatles and AC/DC

God, I despise other Shin Megami Tensei fans. I usually despise JRPGs, but the SMT franchise was always the exception, because it was well written and fun. But most SMT fans are weaboos or pricks. Unrelated, but my captcha is witty Coludi.

There are two for me...

Flannery O'Connor, Toni Morrison, and David Foster Wallace are all amazing writers that I would highly recommend :D From O'Connor, I would suggest her compilation of short stories. From Wallace, Infinite Jest is great, if a bit dark. And from Morrison, Song of Solomon is fantastic, but it's...

It was an example XD

"If I don't make it, tell my mom.... to pick up milk from the store." or "If I don't make it, tell my sister... That she doesn't get my laptop." or "If I don't make it, tell my family... to not open the folder on my laptop labeled S&M, I swear to God."

I watched it. It was pretty funny, especially how terrible the german guy's english was. "Date rape drug!" :D

..... Video games and guitar. Feels good man

My sister recently moved to Iowa City, and decided to get a job at a local social work center. I was visiting, so I was sitting outside the interview room while her future boss interviewed her. My sister emerged later looking shaken. Apparently, these are the only three questions they asked...