Recent content by DB Crimson

The "gamebreaker" classes like Librarian or Terminatour could be awarded after reaching a certain score like in Battlefront. Same could go for Dreadnought mode. Player with the highest score gets to become the Dread upon the next respawn. It goes without saying that the higher tiered classes...

Elder God Demonbane, summons every alternate version of itself that was, is, will be, never was, never is, and never will be, including a version so big it destroys the universe and continues growing, destroying other 'verses just by brushing against them... 'Cuz infinite brokenness seemed like...

Everytime you think your faith in humanity can't sink any lower, some dunce goes to prove you wrong. Indigo Prophecy. Don't worry. You might rot to death in prison but then you'll reanimate as an undead Neo who fights off the Illuminati and AIs that plague our world. :P

Entire sentences consisting of nothing but "gay" and "noob" and "fag" are as frequent in online FPS as sex, drugs, and shooting people in da 'hood are in wangsta rap. Because the predatory animals don't want to risk catching their stupidity. Even bears have pride ya know!

KOTOR1: Jolee & Juhani (the JJ team. Yeah, I can't do well without a full Jedi Party.) KOTOR2: Canderous & Visas Mass Effect 1: Wrex & Garrus/Liara Mass Effect 2: Grunt/Thane/Garrus & Legion 1st Party in ME2 is a friggin' tank with my Sentinel. Fully upgraded defense abilities could...

If by "lawnmower" you mean A Brand New Combine Harvester [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2eSP3D0s0w&feature=related] then yes.

"See those movies where they say 'make my day' or 'I'm your worst nightmare,' well listen to this one! Rubber baby buggy bumpers." "Stop cheering me up!" "See you at the pahty Richtah!" "Hahahaha! You think this is the real Quaid? It is." *open fire* "No sequel for you." Whenever greeting...

Captain Bravo, Simon, & Hal Jordan/Green Lantern. Bravo lends me his spare suit to protect against all bites & Simon gives the Lantern Ring an infinite Spiral Power boost. Cue an ensuing zombie massacre as all the zed-heads are incinerated by a Maelstrom Cannon fired from the Lantern Ring.

"Whoever said the world wouldn't end with a bang but with a whimper...WRONG." "War. War never changes... Wait, wrong apocaly-"

If I didn't have free reign of choice, I'd take a sharpened military spade [aka, the Lobotomizer] that could be fixed on either a polearm-length shaft or a single hand shaft. Doesn't take much effort for this to split a skull in half and scoop out a brain [see Deadliest Warrior: Green Beret vs...