Cheesy action movie one liners

[Koeryn]

After shooting someone in the groin: "Don't go losin' yer head now, boy-o!"

After killing a room full of mooks: "Looks like someone's gonna need new carpet."

After splattering a fancy hotel room with Evil Hotty's guts: "See? The carpet does match the drapes!"

"That's my knife, and no. I'm not happy to see you."

I can keep going. =p

 

[Stilt-Man]

After gunning down a room full of armed henchmen: "Thanks, Geritol."

 

[AceDefective]

Put that cookie Down!

 

[AceDefective]

After shooting someone in the groin: "Don't go losin' yer head now, boy-o!"

After killing a room full of mooks: "Looks like someone's gonna need new carpet."

After splattering a fancy hotel room with Evil Hotty's guts: "See? The carpet does match the drapes!"

"That's my knife, and no. I'm not happy to see you."

I can keep going. =p

Then by all means go on

 

[nairb1582]

After shooting someone in the groin: "Don't go losin' yer head now, boy-o!"

After killing a room full of mooks: "Looks like someone's gonna need new carpet."

After splattering a fancy hotel room with Evil Hotty's guts: "See? The carpet does match the drapes!"

"That's my knife, and no. I'm not happy to see you."

I can keep going. =p

What are mooks and why would you need to kill a room full of them?

 

[Angel_0A]

What are mooks and why would you need to kill a room full of them?

Well if you don't kill them they reproduce and then you got an infestation.

 

[0bserv3]

shoots a reporter in the head "hows that for a headline"
drop a guy into a pool of magma "I guess you couldn't take the heat"
yeah thats all i can think of for now

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Weaver]

*Stabs with knife*
"Knife to meet you!"

 

[Kimarous]

Did you just kill a guy with a french horn?

IT NOT A TUBA!

This must be a Terror Tuba Hold!

 

[DragonChi]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

it's " It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum..and im all outta gum"

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

it's " It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum..and im all outta gum"

oh woops, thanks for that correction

 

[Sniper Team 4]

"GET TO DA CHOPPA"

"I ain't got time to bleed."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

These were the first three that came to mind, and everyone beat me. I'm surprised someone got the "They Live" line so quickly.

Mine will be the marine in Aliens "That's it man! We're screwed man! Game over, man, game over!"

 

[MrNickster]

After shoving a steam pipe(?) through a guys chest, 'Let off some steam, Bennet'

If a bad guy runs to take off in a helicopter, rocket launcher the thing while shouting'Get to the Chopper!'

Sing in an Arnold voice the 'Let's all go the lobby' song whil simultaneously frying a man alive in the popcorn machine

 

[AOSx182_v1legacy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvt1ZM1_5Ao

"i kick ass for the lord!"

hahahahahaha

 

[Carlston]

(Evil villian holding, young womans father/love intrest or both -hey even action movies have a south-)

"You said you wouldn't harm a single hair on his head!"

Walks cooly to the man and plucks a single hair off of his scalp and gives it to the woman.

(draws out a 44 magnum and blasts the man in the face)
"
And that is the single hair... the rest of him is not so lucky."

 

[mrhockey220]

"Its just been revoked"

"I'll have what he's having"

 

[DB Crimson]

"See those movies where they say 'make my day' or 'I'm your worst nightmare,' well listen to this one! Rubber baby buggy bumpers."
"Stop cheering me up!"
"See you at the pahty Richtah!"
"Hahahaha! You think this is the real Quaid? It is." *open fire*
"No sequel for you."

Whenever greeting or negotiating with mooks.
"Como esta?" *Shoot dagger*
"Enough talk!" *Throw dagger*