Worst Comebacks/Insults you've heard while playing online
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This one I've said by accident on Bad Company: "Your about to get blown... *realizes what I've said* to pieces!" I pride myself on the fact that even though I said that I managed hit and kill him with insane precision.
Meh. I realize that I'm an equal opportunity punching bag for most FPS- and I've actually seen that most women are at the top of the charts. Most likely because they're not afraid to use tactics that others would call cheating or 'noobish' (Which I applaud "All's fair in love and war."- also, I hate that word. So much.)Macheteswordgun said:
Anyway, one guy was stupid enough to call my friend probably every vulgar word on earth. It fits because he made it a single freakin' word.
...I take care of my friends.
I waited 3 months to find the guy again, then hacked his account. If he ever used his mike and swore, boom, one week ban from xbox. Next time, one month. then two months, etc. It was quite satisfying.
Note: I usually don't hack. For a game, I never hack. One, I'm screwing with other people's fun, and it's not fun for me when I'm an unkillable god.
Wow, that really is stupid. As everybody knows, it's gayfag. Kids these days...too stupid to pick the right insult..p-0-q. said:
"Person" I have no idea why my brother did that, but he literally called me a person on several occasions. I suppose he was trying to crush my then philosophical ambitions by reminding me that for all my intellect, I am still constraint by the human condition, but then again, he was eleven at the time. Kids are weird...
Yeah well..... YOUR A PERSON burnnnnnnn.... lil kids what are you gonna dothethingthatlurks said:
Dayum man yo breath stank...... not really a good comeback unless they added something to itjewmaniac said:
We all get the "homo" "gay" "your a retard" "____ whore" "noob" "somethingsomething dick" they just serve to mildly annoying so... when i was sitting with my other friend at lunch in school, he was argueing with his friend he said an insult and he didn't know what to say back so he asked me "what do i say man?" mouth still full "Your adopted..." he turns to his friend, ace attorney points, and say "IM ADOPTED!" im glad i finished swallowing becuase i could have choked on my food laughing so hard.
Entire sentences consisting of nothing but "gay" and "noob" and "fag" are as frequent in online FPS as sex, drugs, and shooting people in da 'hood are in wangsta rap.
Because the predatory animals don't want to risk catching their stupidity. Even bears have pride ya know!MGlBlaze said:
One guy i heard online his mom heard she took over the mike and siad yeah he sucked he had a 3 in dick and came in about 15 seconds everyone roared laughingTddawg25 said:
After a game of L4D2 where one of my teammates decides to betray me, I sent him a message calling him a "Douche" only I forgot the "U" (keep in mind I was typing a message on my 360 without a keapad) so he called me an idiot and said that I sucked at the game.
We went back and forth a few more times and it ended with him trying to tell me that the word sentence was spelled "scentence". I promptly informed him that he was wrong and that he should make sure he knows how to spell a word before telling other people how to spell it.
He finally responded with "Oh yea? Well at least I don't like men!"
Priceless.
It should also be noted that the dipshit switched accounts half way through our little exchange and he was using his alt-account to sell "a Halo 3 mod that would get you all 50's and flaming recon." The sad thing is people probably fell for it.
We went back and forth a few more times and it ended with him trying to tell me that the word sentence was spelled "scentence". I promptly informed him that he was wrong and that he should make sure he knows how to spell a word before telling other people how to spell it.
He finally responded with "Oh yea? Well at least I don't like men!"
Priceless.
It should also be noted that the dipshit switched accounts half way through our little exchange and he was using his alt-account to sell "a Halo 3 mod that would get you all 50's and flaming recon." The sad thing is people probably fell for it.
Playing League of legends, a late game win through avoiding the other players and going for the objective.
" Your a shitty player with no skill, because you won! "
mmmhmmm, seriously, dosent make sense.
You get people all the time who complain in situations like this, no matter how skilled you are individually if you loose sight of the overall objective, then you've no right to complain when the 'defeat' or 'you loose' screen comes up.
" Your a shitty player with no skill, because you won! "
mmmhmmm, seriously, dosent make sense.
You get people all the time who complain in situations like this, no matter how skilled you are individually if you loose sight of the overall objective, then you've no right to complain when the 'defeat' or 'you loose' screen comes up.