Recent content by demotivational fail

My Calc teahcer routinely took on extra classes because she was one like 2 competent teachers. Plus she speaks 3 langauges, and plays in multiple symphonies.

Yeah that's what I do. Then again I'm American. So clearly I'm right.

It made me laugh, and isn't that what's important?

Baby stomping child molestors? I feel like they wouldn't stomp the babies before.... Nevermind I don't have the heart to say it.

Remember, after you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

I dislike you.

Right... So dual weilding the guns sounded like a really good idea. Sorry that they are missing. Good luck with the uzi!

Septimus Warren Smith.

Science: "Hey we made cancer airborne and contagious! You're welcome." Science, all about coulda, not about shoulda.

This. However I grew up with Zelda, Zelda is fine, leave Zelda alone! It has a beautiful system where it never changes and is pretty. Leave it alone kkthxbai.

My lip gloss is hot Yo my lip gloss is poppin' Man I suck at these I am sorry y'all I won't do that again k? Psych! I'm so lying.

You have to understand the reasoning and the premise behind this book. It is against the conformity that is rampamt in society today and what would happen if it continued unchecked. Read the book it is an amazing read. =)

Pokemon! That way you could use Magickarp's splash attack to gently bathe your opponents arm with water! Think of the carnage...

Lol, more like Aids, and stardome. Anywho bad jokes aside, Pornograhpy is a complex issue, because it has come out into the open and been publicly accepted for less than 20 years, or so. So people are not able to accept that some women choose to do this, because they actually see it as...

100 years ago they said we would have a black president, when pigs flew. Well now we have a black president... and guess what... Swine Flu.