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    You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

    Uh... last thing i listened to was "Beast of Burden" by Rolling Stones. So Mick Jagger. Isn't he in his 70s by now? That's an unpleasant hypothetical scenario.
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    Am I the only person who doesn't like Black History Month?

    Actually i think there are similar extended holidays (sorry, i lack a better word) to Black History Month for other ethnicities, it's just that they receive less publicity. ...as in a lot of members of the ethnic group don't even know about the events. Stupid really, but i've been more aware...
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    Getting raped is like getting a flat tire. Also, it's God's will. Fancy that.

    That's funny. I've had my tires slashed and have at least given medical aid to rape victims, and i swear the rape victims were a lot more distraught than i was about my tires. But yes, it's utterly appalling the number of people who are both anti-choice and either bordering or flat out...
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    LulzSec hacks 55 porn sites and steals admin and userdata...then uses them to sign into Facebook.

    Hackers target porn sites but didn't steal any of the content? Am i the only one noticing the fucked up priorities here? Plus, why target the porn sites anyway? Yeah they overcharge, but this seems a little much.
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    Has there ever been a dungeon crawler that doesn't rely on potions to keep your health up?

    Didn't Gauntlet, the classic dungeon crawler, rely on food?
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    That god-damned dancing imp!!!

    People. They exist. Annoying bastards.
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    "If I don't make this out alive tell ..."

    If i don't make it out, tell my girlfriend i took Dick Cheney down with me.
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    E3: Microsoft Announces Halo 4 (and 5, and 6)

    Oh good. A new company picks up a franchise after the original team left it to die and already are making the plot insanely contrived with the fact that it's a sequel to Halo 3 which was supposed to show THE END of the Human-Covenant war. Halo has now officially become the Sonic the Hedgehog...
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    Escape to the Movies: X-Men: First Class

    I'll send my grinning lacky DoesntWantLunch to confirm, but after Due Date i could use a decent movie with a touch of cynicism.
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    The Big Picture: Fair Game

    Call me a logic fanboy, but half the people i bump into on the internet are so fucking stupid in how they implement these rules i start to feel i've come across the conclusive proof that we need to sterilize the stupid so that this shit doesn't last. It seems to happen at a lesser extent on The...
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    Rumor: Mass Effect 3 Getting "Better with Kinect"

    Better with Kinect? Nice to know EA doesn't turn down the opinions of total idiots. NOTHING will be better with Kinect. Full body motion control is a terrible idea when it WORKS, but when it barely can register movements properly? Kinect was a worse idea than naming a console after liquid...
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    I hate to be the guy, but why the hate for COD?

    You answered your own question. It's a hideously executed story with gameplay that was never improved after COD4, and yet it is a top-seller. It's the same reason a lot of people give excessive hatred to Transformers. It's horrible, but sells well and as a result badly damages it's own...
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    Poll: Favourite superhero films

    See, if you didn't say "Film Series" i would've voted. My answer is The Dark Knight purely because i loved The Joker. The heroes themselves which the series celebrate i often despise, and Batman isn't spared. Maybe if he was always more like the Arkham Asylum incarnation and took more of a...
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    Sony Website Hacked By the "Lulz Boat"

    My friend if The Escapist had a badge for making understatements, i'd definitely recommend you for it. Call me a cynical bastard, but Sony left a narcoleptic alcoholic at their switch.
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    Poll: Teen Sells His Kidney for an iPad 2.

    Well to be fair i do have two of them, and i'm a universal donor. I kid. The answer is no. And honestly i'm not surprised that this happened. I wish more people would realize that if something seems too good to be true, it usually is and you are better off taking your business elsewhere.