Recent content by Emperor Platypus

Tell her your phone is acting up or something. Then give her your phone and ask if she can put her number in again. With any luck she'll input both her name and number in 1 go.

His avatar def seems to imply he is yea..... OT. We were together and she asked me if I wanted to sleep with her, I said yes....

So me and this girl have been going out for 6 weeks now, the problems however started about 2 weeks ago. She has these moods from time to time that she needs some space so I gave it to her. We then had a short school break and she went home to see her parents. Pretty much the entire week...

I heard the argument that alcohol or not, people always remain responsible for their own arguments. So to apply those rules she can't hide behind the: "Being completely wasted argument" and just suck it up I guess. Personally I feel like anything you do with a girl who's wasted and you?re...

My uni has an entire week of activities planned for first years. You get to know your fellow classmates, a couple of older students and the general feel of the campus and surrounding city. Obviously I don't know if you're college does the exact same, but I'm guessing that at least if not all of...

You do sound really upset.... Alright first of start seeing some kind of therapist or at least start talking to someone you trust. At times I feel exactly what you're describing here and just talking to someone is helping me a lot in untangling myself. Second Uni is pretty cool. I think...

Ever tried one of these? http://www.durex.com/en-GB/Products/condoms/Pages/Durex-Performa.aspx Dunno if they actually work. But from what I get it uses chemicals to numb your member. Hence you last longer.

I can't tell you what to do exactly. But what I can tell you is cutting contact completely is not an option (I think). I recently tried doing that to a girl who frankly from the sounds of it I was nowhere near as close to as you are/were to this girl. But it still really hurt her, which is...

Carl Marx, the father of socialism/communism was/is a nephew of the Philips family. Who went on to establish one heck of a capitalistic organisation called.... well Philips. Also the fact that Carl was half Dutch, means that the Dutch. In some form or another stood are responsible for both...

Damn double post..... does this count as a facepalm moment?

My mother frequently messes up my name with my lil brother, dad, the family pets (the family pets are two FEMALE dogs). I have to facepalm more times than I care to count.

I think religion has a lot to do with the misconception that homosexuality is wrong. Stephen Fry once said that the Catholic church does not exist to spread the word of Christ. (which last time I checked was based on love and acceptance) It exists solely to exercise power and control over the...

It actually lifted my hopes up when I read it last night, only for them to come crashing down again this morning. I'm gonna chalk my ability to go from feeling happy to feeling blue due to me being a late bloomer when it comes to puberty XD. OT: Yea life is bound to get better at some point...

I've had snake...... unlike what I was promised it didn't taste like chicken. Apart from that deep-fried scorpion, and octopus rings. Though strictly speaking neither of those two are meat right? One being a bug and the other a fish.

Are you still with said girlfriend? Even if you're not would talking to her about this anxiety you have possible help? Maybe learning how she feels about all of this will allow you to put your fears and doubts to rest as well. Apart from that maybe look into professional counseling. I don't...