Recent content by GistoftheFist

I found myself liking pizza less and less as I got older. It's not horrible, but I just feel there's much better foods to be eaten. In my opinion, Pizza Hut tastes like Wonder Bread deep fried in olive oil and AIDS. As for Domino's, i'll let Cracked tell you...

Ditto the statement made by Lollie. Also, can someone answer this question for me: how come every time I see a Russian leg sweep these days, nobody ever hooks the leg?! The foot doesn't go behind the opponent's calf muscle so his leg just swings back and then forward for no reason. Did everyone...

Before I was 18 I heard this a lot, usually from crotchety adults who use it as a way to feel superior. Now that i'm over 18, the one I hear is "you're an adult now". People say this to me as an excuse to avoid acknowledging any personal failings what aren't my fault. As if simply aging is...

A few years ago my computer died. My brother owned the consoles and I didn't have any games on them so I went to a Gamestop and picked up a newish copy of GTA3 to tide me over until my next computer was available. I used to recreate my own episodes of Liberty City Survivor; i'd begin by...

So while browsing random articles on Cracked the other day, I came across and reread this one again: http://www.cracked.com/article/174_7-horrific-boogeymen-used-to-scare-kids-around-world/ Did anyone here ever have their parents (or peers) warn you about a monster or creature supposedly...

Karma doesn't exist. Period. There's no invisible force hovering around our lives righting wrongs and evening out injustices. Bad things happen to good people and lazy, violent, and dishonest people flourish, that's just the way life is. I'm really sick of hearing about it to be honest. The...

Somewhat off topic, but I really hate when commercials use the word "revolutionary" and "groundbreaking" to describe their product. Yes, your juicer and hair treatment formula are going to cause a revolution. People will stand up and take to the streets and overthrow the government in it's...

Good to hear the martial arts movies aren't coming from the West. Sadly, English-speaking countries just can't get them right. Kung Fu Hustle compared to The Forbidden Kingdom is just no contest. I always watch the movies with subtitles, they usually pace it so when there's action you don't have...

Even though not technically him, this is really funny:

I have a bunch of store credit to sporting goods stores on gift cards, right around $300 worth. I was thinking of using it for exercise equipment/clothes. If it turns out I need to buy survival gear, what should I get? I don't go camping ever so I don't know everything i'd need to live off the...

I don't have any input of my own to contribute here. I do however, have this: If you've got the time, clear the next 90 minutes from your day and watch this video.

Why would you bump a year old thread and not include his most recent video? Here it is:

One huge complaint I have about TWD is the zombies themselves. The actors do a crappy job of portraying people who died and came back to life. They move way too fast and loose (what about rigor mortis?) and they sound like felines hacking up hairballs. How is it nobody sees or hears them until a...

I rather enjoyed his review of Silent Hill Origins saying that if the next game were better he'd "pop out three vertebra, curl my spine back and eat my own ass" followed by the character chewing his delicious assmeats. I also laugh whenever I see the supersoldier model; essentially the character...

At least your avatar suits it.