Recent content by Gruevy

damn, you might as well party some more then.

heat is for the kitchen and kitchens are for women, and I can't handle women. misogyny is cool and refreshing!

everything's acceptable to watch if you've got eyes and don't give a shit.

I don't think I would mind [a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWQaxfputyo"]revving up my Harley but it's a possibility that I'll be coming home to this one day... *laugh track*

Homie 1:"yo dawg, i heard lil' e-boy got his ass busted last week for tweakin' in front of some bitches." Homie 2:"for real? shiiiiit. fuck tha po-lice!" Homie 1:"ya man, shit's whack."

I use it often, but that's because I often use the phrase FUCK ALL'O'Y'ALL.

Appearance: Varies, sometimes I think I look fine, other times "idk wtf". Personality: We're cool. I just don't get his jokes sometimes. Occupation: unemployed, don't really mind. Self-image: you mean like the gary stu rockstar in my head? 'cause that's the one.

oh sure, no one makes a big fuss when someone says "Wow, I sincerely hope they're okay over there" and does nothing, but when it's "prayers 4 japan!!" all the atheists have a feeding frenzy. but then, "hope in one hand" etc. etc.

Yes. Whenever I think of Calvin and Hobbes the last panel of this one instantly comes to mind.

well yeah, but the minute I was carried into the lobby, there was a certain song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgH4TejZ6h0] playing on the loudspeakers...

Jesus Bale turns his other cheek. 10 hours later my corpse is found in the Arkham Asylum morgue upon piles of Gotham Daily's style section.

I will tie my arms and legs down to my bed for a week and beat it.

Sometimes I wish my crotch was emo, but then He'll always be down.

again, you're getting too caught up on what love should be. it's vague, incorporeal, and unbounded, it can't be pinned down by statistics. the feelings aren't there to trick you, they're merely indicators of attraction,and you're making yourself miserable by denying them. you experienced...