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Misleading, Jaffe was only going to be involved if the Kickstarter met its goal, this is hardly his project.

I'm always glad to see attempts at an Underworld remake. The screenshots are very promising and I wish you luck. Please post some UI screenshots when you can; I am very interested in seeing your inventory/status screen interpretations. Please, please keep the classic late-Ultima paperdoll.

Get the hell out of here, Mario games may be overexposed and ubiquitous but they're almost all quality examples of their genre. Don't let awful fan art color your impression of the actual games. That said, the classic game I hate is Myst and all its sequels.

I'm pretty sure this is the geekiest question ever asked on a recording.

Nothing dirty huh? Or illegal, probably. So that rules out 90% of my activities. I sing at the top of my lungs when I'm alone in my car, usually the most ridiculous stuff, from Talking Heads to Leonard Cohen to Buju Banton. I'll pick the hell out of my nose. I'll eat cookies for...

Seriously, I don't even understand why this is a story. If it's been 15 years since the last demo, who would expect one now?

Maybe Codemasters should focus on making games that don't suck. I'm looking at their wiki page and like 90% of these games are terrible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Codemasters_games Same thing with Lionhead, they haven't made a decent game since Black and White 2 and I don't...

As a huge Sherlock Holmes fan I enjoyed the movie but thought it was like the dumbed down, sanitized summer blockbuster version. They got Sherlock Holmes's arrogance and awesomeness right, but they left out his edgiest aspect: Sherlock Holmes did mad drugs, son. Holmes not only had a healthy...

Thirty-four minutes. Thank you and good night.

America is more sexually repressed than Vatican city. Those Europeans know how to get it on, but America was founded by the puritan outcasts of Europe. Sure, we'll use a half naked woman to sell you beer, but gods forbid a nipple comes out during the Super Bowl. I'd say Japan has a pretty...

I need a full set of relatively well kept teeth. That, by far, is the most important thing to me. If you're missing teeth, or they're all fucked up, then I can't deal with it. I don't need PERFECT teeth, but they gotta be there and be where they belong. After that, I need a girl's top to...

I suppose what I really meant wasn't so much the specific story, and certainly not mechas, but the presentation, the direction, the character development, the entirely twisted and almost perverse exploration of the character motivations and their relationship with each other. Especially...

Neon Genesis Evangelion was so good it ruined my interest in anime. Nothing would ever be as good so I stopped bothering.

The prequels are awful and anyone that thinks otherwise should immediately go to redlettermedia and watch the prequel reviews. That said, I can't really dig on sitting around and imagining them as better movies. Smacks of fanfiction and I don't swing that way.

If you'd waited a little longer he would've beaten it (TROLLOLOLOLO). I have a similar story but it involves showing my dad the sexchat channels on IRC and is a tad bit less wholesome.