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    Cheesy video game quotes you like.

    Pretty much anything in the Mass Effect 3: Citadel DLC. Doesn't matter what line, they are all gloriously cheesy in the best possible way.
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    Star Wars Force Awakens Spoiler Filled discussion thread (no spoiler tags, you've been warned)

    Walking into this thread with a positive opinion seems dangerous, but fuck it, I loved the movie. Like, I really loved it. I would personally put the movie up there with the original trilogy. The movie isn't perfect, but no movie ever is and if you let the small nit picky bullshit ruin a good...
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    Ashley Madison has been HACKED!! Users in danger of being exposed. UPDATE.

    My two cents: fuck every side. Fuck the cheaters for screwing around. Fuck the site for making money on these morally repugnant activities. But most of all, fuck the hackers for this massive invasion of privacy. The cheaters and Ashley Madison are starting to pay for their part, one can only...
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    Can Windows 10 disable pirated software/hardware?

    The section that everyone seems to be losing their shit over is section 7b in the EULA, seen here: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/servicesagreement/ What people seem to be missing (because I assume they stopped reading to ***** on the internet) is that the EULA only covers these services...
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    Fantastic Four - Fantastic Failure

    100% true. That is right up there with "The neutrinos have mutated."
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    Fantastic Four - Fantastic Failure

    Having just come from the theater a few hours ago, I feel the need to sit down and record my thoughts for posterity's sake. Now before I go on I feel the need to preface this, if nothing else to show how this movie has affected me: I DON'T hate this movie. In fact, I find this movie to be one of...
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    Forgive my ignorance . could someone not identify as their race?/ethnicity?

    People could totally identify as an ethnicity that they were not born into. Ethnicity is more of a cultural thing and isn't so much as inherited as learned, though this isn't always set in stone (see ethnicities like Jewish, where birth does play a factor). In fact I can recall a few stories of...
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    Female Game Characters Photoshopped to Average American Proportions

    Question: what exactly is this trying to prove? That video games have unrealistic portrayals of the average woman? Well, guess what, these people aren't average in terms of physicality by any stretch of the definition (except the GTAV girl who isn't even a character in the game, and thus we have...
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    So... apparently Reddit is imploding.

    I haven't seen a news story here yet so I thought I would put this here. It looks like some of Reddit's biggest and most popular communities have gone quiet in a protest against admins. First, some backstory: one of Reddits most popular features in the past has been its Ask Me Anything...
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    today is Canada Day

    http://arrogantworms1.bandcamp.com/track/canadas-really-big-live-bait Happy Canada day! From a patriotic American I sincerely thank you for being such an awesome country. America could not ask for a better hat than Canada.
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    Poll: Quicksilver - Days of Future Past, or Age of Ultron?

    Days of Future Past was more interesting with Quicksilver. To bad it is utilize just once midway through the movie and is just arbitrarily left behind for the rest of the movie. While I personally would have liked to have seen more of Quicksilver in Age of Ultron, mainly for fleshing out his...
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    8 Star Wars Mods to Improve Your PC Games

    Just a note: for the KotOR 2 mod, that is a pic of the other restoration mod M4-78, which is different from the Restored Content Mod that is pretty much essential for the game. While TSLRCM is pretty much essential, M4-78 is a pile of hot garbage and brings the game to a fucking screeching halt...
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    Worst Video Game Tutorial

    Europa Universalis 4 for me. Jesus, the tutorial only teaches the bare fucking minimum of how to play the game. It took me 100+ hours of basically stumbling through various failed campaigns to grasp what is going on. I took me even longer to figure out trade. The sign of a bad tutorial is...
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    Gabe Newell Speaks on The Whole Paid Skyrim Mods Debacle

    Valve has rescinded on paid mods. Looks like people made their voices heard. http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/04/27/valve-axes-paid-skyrim-mods?abthid=553ecb283bfc1aae6500002a